Heart and Dagger 2 / 29

Obscura

Well-known member
It's that time again. . .

Do you remember the last one?

Cause he does :party

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Come out, come out, wherever you are. Come out to play. . .

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Where: 504 Lake Park Avenue Oakland, CA 94610-2732

When: 7 PM till whenever
Food's available a shop or so over at Lanesplitters - Cheaper than Skips :twofinger - Also that burger joint is open, I definitely suggest the Onion Rings.

Why: To get drunk and socialize with other degenerates. Maybe get some free pizza when Lanesplitters drops off a pie or two. If you're into Pool, bring some quarters and your lucky cue.

Bring Cash as they don't do plastic, failing that you can turn a few tricks on the corner to pay for your PBR and Jack.

( Just don't try to compete with Half Pint on Lakeshore Ave, she gets a tad pissed off. . . for those who aren't in the know, she's the infamous Midget Hooker of Oakland. "You know this is on your bucket list, baby!" )
 

Javelin

SDM-4-Eva
( Just don't try to compete with Half Pint on Lakeshore Ave, she gets a tad pissed off. . . for those who aren't in the know, she's the infamous Midget Hooker of Oakland. "You know this is on your bucket list, baby!" )

If she had only one leg I know a guy that would pay big bucks for that .... he dream is a one legged midget hooker .... come on Fluffy where ya at you know you want her .... :rofl
 

Obscura

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Reb, you have my condolences for meeting these people at your first get together. :laughing

Have more interest going on at the book of faces, in so far, it's looking like a good turn out.
 

Teddy

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Great spot, I know the guy that owns the place. Other than beng a die hard Steelers fan he is a great person :twofinger....not to mention it is a great spot..:thumbup

Might have to swing up there after work on the 29th.
 

Obscura

Well-known member
If that dude didn't want to get punched in the mouth, he should have kept quiet.

When midgets step up, I stomp midget asses. :x

:laughing

Oh yeah, Punch and Pie, lots of it. :twofinger
 
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