The hilarious thing is, the Americans and French don't get along because they are nearly the fucking same. Arrogant, self obsessed, a little smelly and way to quick to sing their praises and ignore their short comings
Well I'm Scottish (Might be American in about a month if the interview goes well), and I like the French. Mostly though because we both hate the English.
And if you cannot laugh at yourself, don't laugh at others:
How was copper wire invented?
-- Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny
What do you call a good looking girl in Scotland?
-- A tourist.
Why do Scots wear Wellies (rubber boots)?:
-- So you can stuff the sheeps rear legs in them.
Did you read about that 5 star, michelin rated restaurant in Glasgow?:
-- Didn't think so.