FU-Google.....Google thinks im a fenchie?

Mr.P

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I must have googled crepes or something.


Wikipedia has now been converted to frenchy speak and I cannot understand a goddamn thing...

What gives?

:thumbdown

Last I checked; I am still in 'merica :party
 

Mr.P

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No wonder google maps navigation never works right...they cannot even figure out my Ip address is in the USA...

Does this mean I get to sit out of any war that is going on and be sweaty and hairy all the time?
 

Shotline

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No wonder google maps navigation never works right...they cannot even figure out my Ip address is in the USA...

Does this mean I get to sit out of any war that is going on and be sweaty and hairy all the time?

You don't get to sit out the war, but you do get to surrender on the first day.:laughing
 

dmaxAl

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You don't get to sit out the war, but you do get to surrender on the first day.:laughing

Typical BARF. Racist, xenophobic, jingoistic nonsense.

Having said that....

French battle flag
--White cross on a white background.

Why are there beautiful tree lined boulevards in France?
-- So the Germans can park their tanks in the shade.

etc etc. lol. And I am part French, so don't gimme any shit. Well, part of my liver is Bordeaux..
 

kevin 714

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Considering how inexorably linked our own freedom Is with the French nation(and theirs to us) I always find it funny that a bunch of people who have never seen war on their home front are so quick to call people cowards.
 

kevin 714

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The hilarious thing is, the Americans and French don't get along because they are nearly the fucking same. Arrogant, self obsessed, a little smelly and way to quick to sing their praises and ignore their short comings
 

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alien
Considering how inexorably linked our own freedom Is with the French nation(and theirs to us) I always find it funny that a bunch of people who have never seen war on their home front are so quick to call people cowards.


Yeah, I've always found those jokes to be quite lame.
 

dmaxAl

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The hilarious thing is, the Americans and French don't get along because they are nearly the fucking same. Arrogant, self obsessed, a little smelly and way to quick to sing their praises and ignore their short comings

Well I'm Scottish (Might be American in about a month if the interview goes well), and I like the French. Mostly though because we both hate the English.

And if you cannot laugh at yourself, don't laugh at others:

How was copper wire invented?
-- Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny :)

What do you call a good looking girl in Scotland?
-- A tourist.

Why do Scots wear Wellies (rubber boots)?:
-- So you can stuff the sheeps rear legs in them.

Did you read about that 5 star, michelin rated restaurant in Glasgow?:
-- Didn't think so.
 

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alien
Calling a nationality cheap is one thing. Calling them a bunch of cowards is something else.

Nobody posting here has ever had to defend their country against a more powerful invading neighbor.

Until you go through that you haven't proven to be any more brave than any frenchman.
 

dmaxAl

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Calling a nationality cheap is one thing. Calling them a bunch of cowards is something else.

Nobody posting here has ever had to defend their country against a more powerful invading neighbor.

Until you go through that you haven't proven to be any more brave than any frenchman.

Awww what you getting all butt hurt about? I didn't call my home nation cheap, I called us a bunch of cheap, animal molesting, ugly, shit eating kilt wearing fools. So whatya got?
 
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