Don't Piss On San Francisco Anymore

[ALANRIDER7]

If you do, 'urine' for a surprise.

:laughing:laughing:laughing

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33682342#

The city's public works agency says it is testing a new urine-repellent paint in areas popular with people looking to relieve themselves.

Anyone choosing to use the treated walls as a toilet will see their urine "bounce back", according to a spokeswoman for the agency.

 

[V4]

how is this different from using regular urinals..?

 

[corndog67]

how is this different from using regular urinals..?

If you use those really low ones specifically made for us LDMFs. Long Dick Mother Fuckers.

 

[Mike95060]

This makes so much more sense than clean public restrooms.

 

[Eldritch]

If you do, 'urine' for a surprise.

:laughing:laughing:laughing

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33682342#

The city's public works agency says it is testing a new urine-repellent paint in areas popular with people looking to relieve themselves.

Anyone choosing to use the treated walls as a toilet will see their urine "bounce back", according to a spokeswoman for the agency.

Most of the piss I see in SF is running out of the trousers of dudes passed out face down on the sidewalk and in doorways. This paint will not assist hobo herding, lol.

 

[Climber]

I think that a more effective solution would be to embed wires in the walls that leaning against the wall won't cause contact, but pissing on the wall will allow contact and have them attached to an electric fence unit.

People who piss on the wall could look like these two clowns:

youtu.be/21uUZ32Sj5M

 

[Eldritch]

I think that a more effective solution would be to embed wires in the walls that leaning against the wall won't cause contact, but pissing on the wall will allow contact and have them attached to an electric fence unit.

People who piss on the wall could look like these two clowns:

youtu.be/21uUZ32Sj5M

That is a fun idea and I approve, but really this thing is just a PR stunt. Unless they ever adopt my bill to develop that soylent brown facility at the corner of Market and Golden Gate, the City will continue to be covered in gross downtown.

 

[ALANRIDER7]

People who piss on the wall could look like these two clowns:

youtu.be/21uUZ32Sj5M

:laughing:laughing:laughing

 

[B-Cuz]

This makes so much more sense than clean public restrooms.

They are occupied by heroin users using City provided kits and needles.

 

[Bay Arean]

I heard that the idea came from Hamburg. Having just endured more than a week of piss-soaked Berlin, a person gets the idea that all the beer drinkin has a downside. The whole town, except for a few select government spots, smells like smoke and piss. Especially in a heat wave. Especially the subways and overhead trams.

 

[Kurosaki]

There's an article in the Sac Bee this morning about the same thing, looking to mimic SF in the war on public pee-ers.

 

[Eldritch]

They are occupied by heroin users using City provided kits and needles.

Well, in fairness, there have been numerous efforts to provide public restrooms too, with some success, but the problem is indicated by the Pit Stop program in the Tenderloin, if you don't hire a full time attendant when it is open, it magically and fantastically very rapidly becomes a rapey dope cave inhabited by Horse Trolls and Tweak Goblins.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

Where do they suggest someone urinate should they have to? I mean, no public bathrooms...I need to sneak into hotels.

Treat people like animal,s they act like animals.

 

[UKOD]

Where do they suggest someone urinate should they have to? I mean, no public bathrooms...I need to sneak into hotels.

Treat people like animal,s they act like animals.

Amsterdam has a nice solution for this problem. Very hard to turn into a "rapey dope cave inhabited by Horse Trolls and Tweak Goblins"

They even have portables!

 

[UKOD]

... a rapey dope cave inhabited by Horse Trolls and Tweak Goblins.

Also, best description ever!:rofl

 

[m_asim]

Amsterdam has a nice solution for this problem. Very hard to turn into a "rapey dope cave inhabited by Horse Trolls and Tweak Goblins"

They even have portables!

These won't work for the ladies.

 

[Eldritch]

Amsterdam has a nice solution for this problem. Very hard to turn into a "rapey dope cave inhabited by Horse Trolls and Tweak Goblins"
They even have portables!

Do not underestimate the nesting ability of Homo Sapiens Tenderloinius. They would have those things draped with tarps and blankets with weird hammock seats with walls built of cardboard and vintage filtered regret. Some of them have a strange molting process they go through once a month known as, "dopesick" that allows them to secrete excessive amounts of strand fluid from their nose and mouth that they can use like webbing to build cocoons and also use a natural defense mechanism against larger predators in their natural environment such as Carcharodon Havemahmoneyis, the Tenderloin Loan Shark.

 

[UKOD]

At least it eliminates the dude factor in bathroom lines, leaving more space for the ladies.

Once, I was stuck in a massive traffic jam going from Bologna to Siena. No offramps to pull off and find a restroom. But they had turnouts with porta-potties where you could pee if you were stuck in one of those traffic jams. That's where I saw the coolest thing happening - all the guys were just lining up and peeing off the road next to the porta-potties, so that they would remain unoccupied for the ladies. Genius!

 

[Ogier le Danois]

Just shoot the bums in the head and dump the bodies in a garbage can

 

[Ogier le Danois]

Amsterdam has a nice solution for this problem. Very hard to turn into a "rapey dope cave inhabited by Horse Trolls and Tweak Goblins"

They even have portables!

Surprisingly I did not see either type in Amsterdam.