Best Laugh I've Had in a While.....

[ST Guy]

A friend sent me this:

I'll bet you didn't know this!

Many of the newer cars have a "Back-Up Sensor" that warns the driver before the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something.

Who invented this sensor?

I'll bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM.

No.

How about Chrysler?

No.

Then how about Mercedes Benz, or possibly the French or Italian car manufacturers?

No. It was a Japanese farmer by the name of Kawasaki. His invention was simple and effective. It emits a high-pitch squeal before the vehicle backs into something.

Here's his first prototype:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-...AAAAAF_I/wDtZm2PXI0A/s2560/1414645187530.jpeg

 

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Wouldn’t be funny if you had your balls squished against a wall.

 

[bojangle]

Thanks for the tip. I just installed one of those backup sensors.

https://bullsballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ballsofchrom.jpg

 

[FXCLM5]

Dood that hog got balls bigger then his brain, holy cow batman

 

[Johndicezx9]

Wouldn’t be funny if you had your balls squished against a wall.

You take these things way too seriously.

 

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You take these things way too seriously.

I made an assumption that I wouldn't have to use it, you know the smilie thing.

 

[bruceflinch]

Wouldn’t be funny if you had your balls squished against a wall.

But you would be alerted! :laughing

 

[Eldritch]

I lulzd.

 

[Bay Arean]

Since my sister raises pigs and is in a network of student project pig raisers, I have shared this beautiful image on her FB feed. We'll see if Zuck takes it down because man, it is obscene. And funny as hell.

It made me want to order more testosterone supplements for my aging male self.

 

[Mike95060]

Since my sister raises pigs and is in a network of student project pig raisers, I have shared this beautiful image on her FB feed. We'll see if Zuck takes it down because man, it is obscene. And funny as hell.

It made me want to order more testosterone supplements for my aging male self.

Wait, is that a photoshop or are those legit hawg bawls?????!!!

 

[Bay Arean]

Wait, is that a photoshop or are those legit hawg bawls?????!!!

I am awaiting an answer as we speak. I've had it up on her page for a while now and no one is denying it. Plenty of emojis however.

Editing in: yes, it appears to be real. I just saw a youtube of a 1200 lb Duroc who is similarly endowed.


I'll be at the gym. I feel so.....inadequate.

 

[Brokenlink]

Dood that hog got balls bigger then his brain, holy pig batman

ftfy