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EastBayDave

EastBayDave

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My neighbor is in her early twenties and is gorgeous. She's also single. She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door. I rushed to open it.









She looked at me, and said, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free. I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
 
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George V. said:
I was riding alone southbound on Highway 1 approaching Stinson Beach on 10/5 near 5 p.m. when the lights went out. I was riding a red Ducati 848 Evo and there were two motorcycles and two cars in front of me. We had just passed a CHP patrol car parked alongside the Bolinas Lagoon about a half mile back when my bike and I went down. I was knocked unconscious and was hospitalized with a punctured lung and several fractured bones. The Highway Patrolman found me a minute or so after the incident. He informed me that he saw me pass by his parked vehicle with a black Ducati behind me, and assumed that we were riding together. He was, therefore, surprised that the rider did not stop when I went down. I am wondering whether anyone reading this post either witnessed this incident and/or knows how I can locate the person riding the black Ducati behind me. Thank you. George.
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George if this is a serious post I would gladly move it to the general section for more exposure. Although I'm quite confused by its placement here in humor.
please advise
 
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