At a Bar

blrmaker

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Repost? Funny! :laughing


> At a bar...
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> Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces
> him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
>
> "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your
> place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground,
> standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't
> matter to me. I just love it!"
>
> Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in
> Congress too. What state are you from?"
 
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