Alternate word for "Suck(s)"...

[usndocjaysin]

Sooo... Some one was offended when we (people at my work during a meeting) had said "Our conscious sedation protocol SUCKS...". Although it's not very "professional" us night people could care less about what the "brass" thinks. So I challenge you BARF to come up with an alternate word for "suck(s)" so that we may be able to use it's meaning is some form at work to where they cannot get all butt hurt over it. It should be eloquent AND witty and have the full force of suckieness...

 

[Yakoo752]

blows donkey balls?

 

[rednas]

is atrocious?

 

[MtnRacer]

+1 for blows. If they get butthurt over that, just finish your sentence...

Brass: "Jason, we'd like you to take over our Siberian operations. It's cold as hell and there are no women, but we think you're the right man for the job."
Jason: "That BLOWS!!"
Brass: "What??"
Jason: "...my mind that you would offer me this prestigious position. However I must respectfully decline."

Easy! :teeth

Steve

 

[mrc]

"fellates"

 

[Yakoo752]

"Our conscious sedation protocol...

is ineffective
is worthless
is... many adjectives for "less then desirable"

 

[Eye Heart Pasta]

"Inhales deeply." I used to use that one at an old job that had a similar problem with "sucks."

Alternatively, 'creates vacuum' or 'uses a straw to drink' so that the offended party realizes it's their brain misinterpreting.

I assume this meeting was to get some feedback regarding internal policies. IMO, offended party needs to get over it.

 

[Ant]

Dave Mathews Band.

 

[bluenoser]

Dave Mathews Band.

:laughing

 

[NorCalAthlete]

Fuck that, sucks in and of itself is not particularly offensive. Just show them how much MORE offensive it could be in phrases like:

SUCKS:
- like a faggot in an all boys school
- like a hooker on payday
etc

 

[bluenoser]

Sooo... Some one was offended when we (people at my work during a meeting) had said "Our conscious sedation protocol SUCKS...". Although it's not very "professional" us night people could care less about what the "brass" thinks. So I challenge you BARF to come up with an alternate word for "suck(s)" so that we may be able to use it's meaning is some form at work to where they cannot get all butt hurt over it. It should be eloquent AND witty and have the full force of suckieness...

Classic misdirection. Focusing on the process takes resources away from dealing with the actual problem.

Besides, cussing is a time-honored team-building exercise.

Put it this way- the Navy gets shit done. There is also a term "curses like a sailor". Coincidence? I think not. :x

Now go tear their fucking heads off and shit down their necks.

 

[number_6]

crummy

 

[kevin 714]

valgars?

 

[tzrider]

Creates negative pressure differential.

 

[Cyclesuzy]

Hoovers

 

[Removed 4]

What's wrong with your conscious sedation protocol?

 

[jacksprat]

How could such a beautiful idea as sucking ever be negative.:x

 

[Mike T]

Creates negative pressure differential.

that was so mind-blowingly awesome my ears almost bled from the mind blowingly awesomeness of it.....:thumbup

 

[Cheyenne]

"Our conscious sedation protocol is as bad as some fuckwit who complains about a word when we're dealing with serious issues. Yes, I'm talking about you, you worthless piece of crap. BTW, can we talk outside after this meeting?"

Is that what you're looking for? Or too wordy?

 

[ar15600rr]

stinks.

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