Absolute worst movie you have seen?

FXCLM5

FXCLM5

bombaclaud
Ill start

Annihilation

Wasted of 2 hrs of my life, dont even get me started

Somehow I got tricked into watching it cuz of my gf and its *stellar* reviews :rofl they must have been the all pro-female casts/women power....

Seriously the worst movie I have seen in like past 10 years.... :thumbdown
 
Godsdarling

Godsdarling

Smile & Wave for me!
I was all thinking about moves you seen, like pick up lines lol but I see, typo. Worst movie and I had to turn it off was Napoleon dynamite :laughing
 
Eldritch

Eldritch

is insensitive
I spent most of the late 80's and early 90's in the deepest, darkest trenches of the Video Store digging for the most terrible B movies imaginable.

My favorite terrible film is probably Razor Blade Smile, which was amazingly bad.

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After not seeing them in probably almost 30 years, I recently was able to get a hold of BOTH Lou Ferrigno Hercules Movies on DVD.

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They are amazingly bad and wonderful. I'm holding a movie viewing for a handful of friends for these things they are so epic bad.

I feel like the Deathstalker Movies also deserve an honorable mention:

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and anything with the Barbarian Brothers in it is fucking GOLD.

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pyramidhead

pyramidhead

now with a few more CCs
i should have walked out of that "virus" movie with jamie lee curtis, but i really wanted to hook up with the girl i was on a date with (spoiler: i didn't)
 
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Abacinator

Abacinator

Unholy Blasphemies
FXCLM5 said:
Ill start

Annihilation

Wasted of 2 hrs of my life, dont even get me started

Somehow I got tricked into watching it cuz of my gf and its *stellar* reviews :rofl they must have been the all pro-female casts/women power....

Seriously the worst movie I have seen in like past 10 years.... :thumbdown
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I thought I was the only one! :laughing I didn't hate it as much as you did but I was thoroughly disappointed, for all the hype and rave reviews.

Worst movie I've seen lately is Masters of the Universe with Dolf Lundgren as He-Man.

The only movie I've ever walked out on was Strip Tease with Demi Moore. That movie was a real dumpster fire.
 
mean dad

mean dad

Well-known member
Hands down top of the list for B horror movies has to be Troll 2.

The pretty thing and I walked out of Hannah a few years ago, and I walked out of one of the Bond movies before Daniel Craig took the lead role.

Worst movie I had to sit through was Beaches with Bette Midler. Was playin wingman for my buddy on a double date and the girls picked that steaming pile of emotions.
Bonus points for the fact that my 'date' was a bitter old lady even at 20. :rofl
 
JesasaurusRex

JesasaurusRex

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The Martian was pretty bad too. Didn't see either in theaters though. Don't even remember the last adult movie i saw in theaters.
 
byke

byke

Well-known member
Annihilation, Birdman, The Martian, all easily entertaining enough. It usually comes down to two things: expectations and whether or not you've checked your brain at the door. If you're excited to see any movie, you're creating a reference point in your mind that is likely setting yourself up for feeling like you've wasted your money. And if you're expecting some sort of intellectual competition, like a friggin hollywood movie made for the purpose of profit from the masses is going to challenge your intelligence, you've lost before you sat down. They're generally made for idiots, so just be an idiot for a couple hours and have a good time.
 
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JesasaurusRex

JesasaurusRex

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i can see how someone would be entertained by mad max
i have no idea how someone was entertained by martian, and space movies are probably my favorite genre.
 
westie

westie

Its Dethklok!
I too used to comb the depths of Netflix on a campaign to watch every zombie move ever made. One that comes to mind is Chainsaw Sally. Title kinda says it all. I remember watching it with my daughter in fast forward while we made up our own dialogue. Most recently, Aquaman sucked big donkey. That guy can't act.
 
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