A Rabbit and a Bear

[channelcat]

are hanging out in the woods, picking their teeth.
The Bear says to the Rabbit,
So, how do you feel about shit on your fur?
The Rabbit says Well, sometimes if I dont get get enough olive oil in my diet, my turds stick a little on egress , but outside of that, its no big deal.
The Bear grunts Well cool! grabs the Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
The Rabbit wiped the Bears shit off his fur, then pulled out his hollow point loaded .357 and blew the Bears itty bitty brain out all over the biggest eucalyptus tree trunk you ever saw.
Moral? I dont know..if youre a Rabbit, dont hang around Bears? :teeth

 

[SpeedyCorky]

ummm (?)


OK i got one...


so there is the bunny and this gator hanging out. gator grabs the bunny, smacks him around a bit. bunny pulls out a .45 and blow the gator away. :rofl :rofl

:rofl :rofl




(?)

 

[Tim-That CX Guy]

Picture funnier than joke told badly.

 

[sckego]

A bear was walking along the path through the woods one day. He'd just had a rather sizeable meal, and his stomach was reminding him of that fact at every turn. Soon enough, the discomfort was too much to bear (pun most definitely intended), and he lumbered over to a tree along the path and dropped a huge load of bearpoo next to it.

"Ahh," said the bear to himself, "that's better." However, as he continued on his way, he realized that there was still a fair amount of lunch left in his belly, and he quickly found another tree to relieve himself of yet another load of crap. Yet again, after he continued on his way, the discomfort returned, and he had to pop a squat near yet another tree to do another dump, the biggest one yet. After he was through, he found himself feeling MUCH better, and continued on his way through the forest.

Some time later, along came a rabbit, hopping along the same path the bear had followed. As he approached the first tree where the bear had done business, he was hit with this awful odor, and soon he saw the massive result of the bear's lunch piled near the base of the trunk. "UGH!" cried the rabbit, "that's fucking disgusting! Who would leave that right along the trail?" As he continued on his way, he soon found the bear's second deposit, and was again disturbed and disgusted. Finally, he came to the third site of shit, and paused, thinking back over what he'd seen.

After a brief period of contemplation, the rabbit cried aloud, "TEN!" and hopped along on his way.

Why did the rabbit say, "ten?"



Because, it was tree and a turd, plus tree and a turd, plus tree and a turd.

 

[SpeedyCorky]

^^^^ lolz (ok, not really, but its kinda cute)

great joke to tell my my students..... i'm sure it'll get a "wah waaah waaahh waaaaaaaah" haha

 

[Paulo666]

Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.


One Day The 3 Bears Returned From Their Forest Walk And Sat Down At The Breakfast Table.

daddy Bears Then Yells "what The Hell Is Going On Here, Somebody Has Eaten All My Porridge!"

baby Bear Also Shrieks "what's Going On Here, Somebody Has Eaten All My Porridge Too!"

then Momma Bear Says "o, Both Of You Shut The Fuck Up! I Haven't Even Made The Porridge Yet!"

 

[channelcat]

Picture funnier than joke told badly.

sorry...I don't have a day job.