10 reasons for dating a motorcyclist

Abyss

Anhedonia
Some girls don't want to date me because I ride. Yeah, seriously. :|

What happened to the promises of masculinity I was given growing up?
 

littlebeast

get it while it's easy
my dude rode a big grey westfalen mare who stood up on her haunches, clawed the air, and almost took him with her over a cliff. these days he rides ducs. equally temperamental - but god, i love him for it.
 

TheBoatDude

Well-known member
I figured that out quickly :laughing

My favorite: "I could never date a guy who likes motorcycles, he's probably going to die after a month."

Indeed...because - as we all know - the average lifespan of a motorcyclist is one month...

Wow - someone actually said that...she must have grown up in a bubble, or something. What was her thoughts on water drinkers? Because it's been scientifically proven that all water drinkers have a 100% mortality rate...
 

Ruslank

Well-known member
I figured that out quickly :laughing

My favorite: "I could never date a guy who likes motorcycles, he's probably going to die after a month."

Oh one of those girls, Her ex must of rode and after all of her blabbing he probably rode off a cliff. :rofl
 

Hank Wong

Well-known member
Female motorcyclists exude a level of confidence and sexy that far exceeds that of the male motorcyclists. They are elite.
 

Abyss

Anhedonia
Indeed...because - as we all know - the average lifespan of a motorcyclist is one month...

Wow - someone actually said that...she must have grown up in a bubble, or something. What was her thoughts on water drinkers? Because it's been scientifically proven that all water drinkers have a 100% mortality rate...

:rofl No, just stupid. It's funny because this girl, every time I am around her, is bragging about how toooootally fucked UP she got at that party last night. :rolleyes Spitting image of health, ladies and gents.
 

TheBoatDude

Well-known member
:rofl No, just stupid. It's funny because this girl, every time I am around her, is bragging about how toooootally fucked UP she got at that party last night. :rolleyes Spitting image of health, ladies and gents.

Well...yeah...because when someone dies of liver failure, it's typically not reported on the news...thus it's not as bad as motorcycling :laughing
 

psychocandy

wrecker
"and we’ll always remember that random item that needs to be picked up on the way home."

Evidence in my life is quite the contrary to this. Although it might have more to do with age.

"they’ll have a good strong paws which means better, longer back rubs."

Also, not evidenced in my life. Giving massages/backrubs is somewhat unpleasant to my finger/hand joints. But it might have more to do with bass playing than motorcycling.
 
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