“Death Wish”, when movie critics go full retard.

[RRR70]

I was planning to see it regardless(going tonight), but now it’ll be even more entertaining! :laughing

Eli Roth's Death Wish remake, in addition to being completely f**king pointless, is a dangerous celebration of gun culture. It's NRA agitprop. It's a racist, nihilistic, middle-aged white-man wish-fulfillment fantasy. It is also a terrible f**king movie, an irresponsible piece of s**t, a gangrenous exploding pustule on the hairy-ass of GOP gun-nut ideology wrapped in d**k sweat and the American flag.

https://ijr.com/ijr-red/2018/03/1072042-death-wish-evil-racist-nra/

 

[mrmarklin]

I’ve had two cars stolen in my life so far. The cops did nothing. Acted like it was an inconvenience for them to come to my house to take my report.:rolleyes

Of course we have the cops example of Parkland school to show us how efficient they can be.........oh......wait.........:rofl

 

[bcj]

wrapped in d**k sweat and the American flag.

Yeah. Sounds legit.

 

[Blankpage]

Bruce Willis is enough reason to not see this one, not a fan.

 

[budman]

:laughing

Quite the review. Agenda met...?? I suppose.

Guess I will see when I see it.

 

[KrustyKruser]

Hollywood needs to stop rehashing old movies. Charles Bronson was the shit and his movies should be left alone. What's next a remake of Bullitt with Tom Hanks?

 

[Blankpage]

Hollywood needs to stop rehashing old movies. Charles Bronson was the shit and his movies should be left alone. What's next a remake of Bullitt with Tom Hanks?

Easy Rider with Adam Sandler

 

[Kurosaki]

Movie critics go full retard on pretty much every movie these days. I don't even bother anymore with reading movie reviews.

It's not about having a well thought out review anymore, just say whatever you have to say to get more website clicks.

 

[Johndicezx9]

If it ain't got Charles Bronson in it, it ain't "Death Wish", it ain't worth payin' $12 bucks to see, and it sure as hell weren't worth remakin'..... :x

I'll pay to see a remake of "Casablanca" with Justin Bieber as Rick before I'd consider this pointless exercise of film making. H-wood needs to quit fucking with classics.

 

[Johndicezx9]

I’ve had two cars stolen in my life so far. The cops did nothing. Acted like it was an inconvenience for them to come to my house to take my report.:rolleyes

What, they didn't send a full CSI team out for you with super hot women in lab coats and dudes in expensive sunglasses? :wow

There is NO justice.

 

[enki]

And the polarization grows.

 

[Johndicezx9]

And the polarization grows.

I agree, Beiber would be terrible as Rick.

 

[Map8]

Just change a few words and it seems like you could apply that same review snippet to Biker Boyz or Torque or any number of shitty pro football movies. The big studios reliably run roughshod over any subculture filling the stories with clichés and stereotypes.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

I personally enjoy pointless movies

 

[Blankpage]

I love going to movies but they're almost all disappointing. Yet I keep hoping to be surprised.

 

[Snaggy]

Some of the reviews call director Eli Roth "right-leaning". When Tarantino makes a gorefest sprinkled with n-words, it's art.

I'd like to see curbs on movie violence.

 

[rsrider]

Bruce Willis is enough reason to not see this one, not a fan.

This. What happened to that guy? Every role it's the same delivery. It's just him showing up for the paycheck and talking. Fooking boring. He peaked with Moonlighting.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/death_wish_2018

http://www.metacritic.com/movie/death-wish?ref=hp

 

[UDRider]

I thought Red was pretty good. :shrug

 

[byke]

I really liked Unbreakable.

Also like the idea of people rejecting movies on the grounds that it's harmful to society. However, you just say, "we're not reviewing this movie because it glorifies violence and vigilantism" and not all that emo crybaby nonsense.

 

[nbean16]

Some of the reviews call director Eli Roth "right-leaning". When Tarantino makes a gorefest sprinkled with n-words, it's art.

I'd like to see curbs on movie violence.

That's hecause tarantino has talent and makes good movies. Roth makes garbage. And taratino gets plenty of flak for his films.