Tiger, Hire a Driver

[Johndicezx9]

Tiger Woods involved in another automobile mishap...

https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/tiger-woods-car-crash-california/index.html

Totaled a courtesy car in a single car accident, leg injuries (compound fractures), questions abound.

Not much else to say but heal up....

 

[yodaisgod]

It's in the rough.

 

[Yakoo752]

Single vehicle in the start of the morning...

drugs or booze?

EDIT: Who's house was he coming from / going to? Not like he was gonna go bang 9 holes at Los Verdes Public

maybe he was banging... :laughing

 

[blrmaker]

That is right down the street. I ride there often. There are a couple of courses up on PV.

Sad news.

 

[Johndicezx9]

LACSD says no impairment detected, on his way to film a tv spot...

No answers on the night putting, but oddly it wasn't that far from his old high school.

 

[Yakoo752]

damn, now I am really curious what happened.

both legs are pretty busted up, I hear

 

[Eldritch]

Looking at that countryside, could be some Deer shenanigans.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

If I was rich I'd have a driver available 24/7. I'd probably never drive again unless it was on a track.

 

[Eldritch]

If I was rich I'd have a driver available 24/7. I'd probably never drive again unless it was on a track.

The idea of having servants freaks me the fuck out.

 

[Blankpage]

Car looks badly crumpled but modern cars are supposed to crumple in a crash to buffer the occupants.

 

[ScorpioVI]

The idea of having servants freaks me the fuck out.

We had servants (3 maids and a house boy) for the first 12 years of my life. I quite liked the idea of not having to do mundane shit like shopping, cleaning, doing laundry, or doing the dishes. That may or may not have anything to do with the fact that I turned out to be a dysfunctional adult who can't be bothered to do mundane shit but who knows... :rofl

 

[afm199]

Tiger has had multiple car crashes due to substance abuse, err I mean enjoyment.

 

[Johndicezx9]

He really only had the one accident when his (ex)wife actually gave him a driver, but it was upside the head....

When he got his dewey he driving waaaaaay too slow to crash, that's how high he was.

 

[afm199]

He really only had the one accident when his (ex)wife actually gave him a driver, but it was upside the head....

When he got his dewey he driving waaaaaay too slow to crash, that's how high he was.

LOL, back in late sixties I was driving a group up to Monterey from Big Sur to see the opening of Butch Cassidy. I was a bit impaired so I slowed down.

One of the guys said: "Maybe we should go a bit faster," and I responded: "I'm fine." He said: "You're going 12 mph."

 

[Johndicezx9]

:laughing

 

[Johndicezx9]

Just hasn't been a good week for Presidential MoF winners...

 

[budman]

Bummer. Hope his OK.

If I was rich as shit I would still drive myself.
I would just be in a “the shit” car.

 

[berth]

The idea of having servants freaks me the fuck out.

Me too.

That said, it occurred to me that if I ever won a huge lottery, that I would be like Howard Hughes, buy a hotel, and live on one of the floors.

That way, they're not "my" servants, per se, but they're nearby and handy, and the Chef in the kitchen will make whatever I want. If I want pot roast that, then, shazam, blue plate special.

So, you know, servants, but...not servants.

 

[mikev]

LOL, back in late sixties I was driving a group up to Monterey from Big Sur to see the opening of Butch Cassidy. I was a bit impaired so I slowed down.

One of the guys said: "Maybe we should go a bit faster," and I responded: "I'm fine." He said: "You're going 12 mph."

What was the top speed when you had to wind up the car with the crank in front though?

 

[gixxerjeff]

I would just be in a “the shit” car.

He was driving a Genesis which is a fancy Hyundai.
One could argue he was indeed driving a shit car.