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Butch

Butch

poseur
Staff member
Jenny Lawson is really twisted and funny. Like many of us.
http://thebloggess.com

I suppose this will take you to the latest, but I must preserve this one:

"So last night Dorothy Barker wouldn’t sleep and she whined like crazy and tried to go out to pee at least 10 times so today I took her to the vet and the vet was like, “Her bladder is too small to stick a needle in (wtf?) but we think your dog has a bacterial urinary tract infection and canine derma vaginitis” and I know the first one but the second one was new to me so the vet was like, “Her cooter’s all borked up. That’ll be $300.”

Continued...
Her book, "Let's Pretend This Never Happened" is really good.
 
Slow Goat

Slow Goat

Fun Junkie
I’d bet a Vet owning a large animal clinic pulls in more money than your average General Practioner for humans.
 
GPzPop

GPzPop

Ask me about my B-1-D
i have been reading the bloggess for a long time, truly twisted funny stuff, but also full of compassion and support for mental illness issues (depression, etc.)
 
Butch

Butch

poseur
Staff member
makes me smile...

...I just bought the Ultimate Trucker Cap. It is the Trucker Cap that All Other Trucker Caps Want To Be. If I knew how to post photos, I would totally do it, but I suck ass with computer shit. Anyhatz, it is white with (are you ready?)

Jesus Christ

..on it. How Motherfucking sweet is that?? I am totally wearing it all the time, flipping people off in traffic, pretending I have Tourette’s Syndrome (have you ever done that? The Tourette’s I mean—it’s a complete blast) screaming at random strangers, “Lick your leg for a quarter, baby!” and “Wanna buy some heroin?”. The only thing is now I so have to get one for LaBloggess to wear at work or just out on the town. (I totally would have bought all they had, but it was the only one left.) Cool, n’est-ce pas?
So have you named the Wonkster yet? ‘Wonky McVincent” has a nice ring to it and instead of piercing his ear, you could cut one off. Plus, he’s named after family.
However, here is the tale of the GREATEST NAME IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD, I DON’T CARE., THIS IS IT.

https://thebloggess.com/2019/06/13/i-miss-her/

It gets even funnier...
 
cheez

cheez

Master Of The Darkside
Slow Goat said:
I’d bet a Vet owning a large animal clinic pulls in more money than your average General Practioner for humans.
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You'd be surprised how much of their bills they wind up writing off because folks can't pay them.
 
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