Sport Touring - The Future of the Sport

[rocketbunny]

Whoa!

Can you give Friggin Chi some lessons on how to be stylishly desperate? Cause that pitch will definitely get you some girls. (Whether they're anything but gold-diggers is another story)

Because Highway 9 is free. Plus, you can do it every day.

Reality's a bitch for everyone who thinks that way. I know they exist...



You do realize you just jinxed yourself for the next big ride we do. Knock on wood. Now.



Sure, if you can deal with the following quirks:

- Free tracktime, compliments of trackdaz.com

- Unlimited use of my TZ125 racebike

- A fantasy honeymoon involving a trip to Italy, rental of Italian sportbikes, and travelling the Spanish, French, and Italian countrysides, jumping from one bed and breakfast to the next

- Sharing of perks / sponsorship / industry discounts, ranging from 35-50% off of any motorcycle products

- Multiple trips to Las Vegas every year for new bike intros, with jaccuzzi-equpped suites in the Luxor at my disposal for days at a time

If I ever hook up with someone into motorcycles, I'm betting I can make her a happy lady.

And Donovan, no. You already have someone

 

[MrCrash]

Can you give Friggin Chi some lessons on how to be stylishly desperate? Cause that pitch will definitely get you some girls. (Whether they're anything but gold-diggers is another story)

He's PMed you as well, I take it?

If any gold diggers head this way, they have another thing coming.

"Thanks for calling Cycle Gear, this is Mike. Can I help you..."

 

[rdcyclist]

Mike, you crack me up. :laughing

 

[MrCrash]

Mike, you crack me up. :laughing

If anyone can make $11 / hour go as far as I can, I'd love to see how! If I pulled enough strings, I could probably expense report that honeymoon!

...how to be stylishly desperate...

Desperate? Hell, a hot chick with big cans who rips on a sportbike just asked me to marry her! I can think of far more desperate situations

Check out those cans!

 

[WickedWahine]

Hahahahaaaaa!

Should we tell them what the t-shirt says?

 

[GAMBLER]

If anyone can make $11 / hour go as far as I can, I'd love to see how! If I pulled enough strings, I could probably expense report that honeymoon!



Desperate? Hell, a hot chick with big cans who rips on a sportbike just asked me to marry her! I can think of far more desperate situations

Check out those cans!

yowser.....grrrrrwwwllllllllllllll

 

[devir]

well said, very close to my own mentality,

I almost felt like you ripped that out of my brain

Devir

 

[morthrane]

See, on a sport-touring ride, you aren't allowed to crash. This places such strict requirements on your actions that it becomes fun. You can't take little chances that you do when you're 40 miles away from home. 400 miles away from home is no laughing matter...

Crashing 500 miles away from home when you can ride back isn't too bad... because you weren't alone.

Suffering from major dehydration, afraid the gas might run out since you're been on the reserve gallon well beyond a point of no return, dodging rednecks in Nissan pickup trucks that try to hit you... on a technically challenging road in one hundred degree heat all by your lonesome--

Man, that's some scary ass shit.

You do realize you just jinxed yourself for the next big ride we do. Knock on wood. Now.

Ouch.

Oh yeah guys... when you're on a ride, never EVER say something stupid like "Wow, that's a great ride, and I'm amazed no one's crashed yet!"... during the middle of the ride. :laughing

RyanB, that one's for you, cause I hope your rear view mirror of me eating gravel was pretty spectacular :laughing