rumpofsteelskin's crash - a tale told in 3 photos

rumpofsteelskin

friend to spiders
Time for an update.

The good: the police report was sent to AAA, but not to me. :| Anyway, AAA reviewed it and then called my witness. Today I verified that they are accepting liability for all medical costs and vehicle damage. :banana

The bad: it took 6 weeks to get a doctor to declare that my wrist is broken.

The ugly: I've discovered a method for keeping the stench of my cats* down to a minimum.

1. douse interior of cats with 91% isopropyl alcohol

2. insert 120 PSI air compressor hose into cats.

3. avert eyes to avoid having filthy flesh-imbued alcohol flung into them

* I'm dyslexic, so this word looks like "cast" to me.
 

wackyiraqi

Towelhead extraordinaire.
Morgan, you have to go down to your local CHP office and request a copy of the report. It's $10.
 

Valgar

Fighting solves everything.
Staff member
rumpofsteelskin said:

1. douse interior of cats with 91% isopropyl alcohol

2. insert 120 PSI air compressor hose into cats.

3. avert eyes to avoid having filthy flesh-imbued alcohol flung into them

I'm SO turned on right now.





Poor Burton.
 

rumpofsteelskin

friend to spiders
wackyiraqi said:
Morgan, you have to go down to your local CHP office and request a copy of the report. It's $10.

SFPD, yo.

Anyway, Triple Ay is sending a copy to me.

If I don't get it, maybe I'll start creepily hanging around the Keepers of The Reports Wing at 850 Bryant while I'm doing jury duty next week.
 

wackyiraqi

Towelhead extraordinaire.
Oh, in that case:

Morgan, you have to go down to your local SFPD office and request a copy of the report. It's 10 fajitas.
 

rumpofsteelskin

friend to spiders
Valgar said:
I'm SO turned on right now.





Poor Burton.

:laughing It's so wonderful that there are always new sins to discover. Life is beautiful.


wackyiraqi said:
Oh, in that case:

Morgan, you have to go down to your local SFPD office and request a copy of the report. It's 10 fajitas.

:laughing No, mang! SF reports come from the Grand Central Ministry of Police Misinformation at 850 Bryant. Why you make a scrambal in my signal?!!11
 

Flimsy Slowham

Is this thing on?
100 bucks says they'll settle out of court anyway - they aren't gonna pay a lawyer 60 an hour to fight for 500-1000 in damages to your bike plus medical bills. [/B]


WTF?? Show me a lawyer who only charges $60/hour, and I'll show you a court case you're gonna lose. Hell, Starbucks baristas make $60/hour in that city...
 

Slowmofo

Slow poser
rumpofsteelskin said:
^ Heh. It's a 2003 ZX6E, so yeah, pretty much a mid-'90s sprotbile.

Here's an update: I have called my moto insurance company's claims number twice in 2 days and have been sent to voice mail each time. Is this typical? Based on their non-response, I may soon be shopping for a new company. It's McGraw/Pacific Specialty.

I hate Mcgraw /PSIC or what ever its sister company is called. They took 5 months to get my freaking claim finshed. Downed my bike back in 05aug and claim was finshed in 06 feb. I called them every day untill it was resolved.
 
MackeyStingray said:
well if he hit a car head on in his lane, that'd kinda make it obvious IMO

Unless we are specifically trained in accident reconstruction (not just accident investigation, which all/most are trained in), we cannot write a cite (for an infraction) for a crime that did not occur in our presence.

In fact, when I write a traffic accident report, it's merely my "opinion" as to what happened, based on the evidence at hand. Granted, that's usually what the insurance agrees with as well.

In my department the only officers who can cite after the-fact are the motor officers (as they've been to Accident Recon school). That may be why a cite wasn't issued.
 

Nemo Brinker

Tonight we ride
Feh, sorry this happened to you.
It's a bit like that Brazil flick, isn't it?

I got left-turned in Oakland last year by an uninsured driver, and I am still fighting with my own insurance company (State Farm) to get claim $.

The motor officer at the scene of my wreck noted that the driver was in violation of Vehicle Code § 21801(a)...she failed to yield the right-of-way. But he didn't cite the driver, either, dammit.

Hope you climb out of your bureaucratic hellhole soonly.
 

rumpofsteelskin

friend to spiders
^ :laughing Well, I did notice that the police report called me "Mr. Tuttle" in one paragraph and "Mr. Buttle" in another.

I actually seem to have made it out of this whole deal OK. I gots my check from AAA, my medical expenses are covered, my arm isn't in a cast any more, and I have all the parts to get my bike running again (thanks to Z3n). :banana

May your claim be fulfilled swiftly.
 

Nemo Brinker

Tonight we ride
Isn't that moment of getting a cast off fascinating? It cracks off, and you have this momentary feeling of liberation when the air hits your skin; then, you look down at your (insert affected limb here), all smelly and hypersensitive like it's been under a rock, and it feels rubbery and not quite part of you.

Anyway, congratulations on getting it off and getting stuff slowly straightened out.
 

mrslug

CylinderHolio
rumpofsteelskin said:
^ :laughing Well, I did notice that the police report called me "Mr. Tuttle" in one paragraph and "Mr. Buttle" in another.

Whoa, funny Brazil reference. Did you make sure to obtain an 87b-6? :laughing
 
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