Let's hear about your first kiss.

frankie

frankie

says relax.
Here's mine:

It was the end of my Freshman year. In the last few weeks of school, I met a fella named Derek. Derek was a Junior and a mean motherfucker on the wrestling team. He was the closest thing to a goth I had met at my advanced age of 14. He wore black, did his hair funny and loved Danzig. He took a shining to me and we started hanging out together and then one night, he came to my house at like 2am, snuck into my parents' backyard and woke me up by knocking on my window. We went to the park on the corner and climbed into a castle that was part of the playground to "talk". And instead, Derek kissed me. Eventually, we moved to the park's lawn, it must have been about 4am by that point. And the sprinklers went on! :laughing

Now tell me about yours! :party
 
westie

westie

Its Dethklok!
7th grade. Just got my hair cut from ferrel neanderthal child to parted down the middle and feathered back teen. I still hadn't learned to brush my teeth yet. The new girl at school was constantly stairing at me. I say hi, she says hi. Next thing I know shes walking me to all my classes. I'm oblivious contantly thinking about after school bmx-ing. Suddenly she stops. Face uncomfortably close to mine. I anticipate the familial style peck but instead am greated by a wet, soft, swirling tongue dancing seductively inside my mouth. I was in shock! Like a white hot bolt of lightning hit me. Espescially down there! Talk about the kiss that changed my life! Also, first girl I ever got to second base with. Unfortunately, we broke up at a Van Halen concert when I went down front from our nose bleed seats. When I returned, she was kissing my friend. But, oh what a kisser she was.:teeth:cry
 
squid vicious

squid vicious

nomnomnomnom
I was six playing in the back yard with the kid next door, called himself Sane-Man...there was this 23yr old hottie he was always hanging out with. He kept saying to her, "aint no fun 'less the homie gets some..." I didn't know what it meant at the time.....
 
frankie

frankie

says relax.
squid vicious said:
I was six playing in the back yard with the kid next door, called himself Sane-Man...there was this 23yr old hottie he was always hanging out with. He kept saying to her, "aint no fun 'less the homie gets some..." I didn't know what it meant at the time.....
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Ernie's dog?!
 
Rek3030

Rek3030

OneSiccSix
wow 14, I wish I had the balls to ask a girl out at that age, or kiss them.

Wasnt till I was 18 I had my first kiss. And even than, I was already two fingers knuckle deep in when she decided to lay one one me. :thumbup:twofinger
 
uhmeebuh

uhmeebuh

Ginger Ape
When I was 16, I volunteered to be a camp councilor in the Santa Cruz mountains. There were about 20 of us high schoolers who volunteered from all over the Bay Area. Well, on day one there's this one gorgeous, brunette, that was built like a brick shit house. She was hot and all the guys tried their best to sleep with here while at camp - except me. I was friendly to her but I didn't try anything (not that I would have known what to do anyway :laughing). Well, at the end of camp she comes up to me and gives me her number. Sweet! I'm in...

Fast forward a couple weeks and I pick her up to go to my high schools winter dance. I'm nervous (as expected) and she looks great. The entire night goes by and I still haven't made a single move. I'm sure she's assuming I'm gay now but I press on. I driver her back to her place and just as she gets out of the car, she leans over and kissed me. Like a true amateur, I froze for a moment as the blood returned to my head. She says, "That was nice....we should do that again." I was happy to oblige :teeth
 
Eldritch

Eldritch

is insensitive
uhmeebuh said:
When I was 16, I volunteered to be a camp councilor in the Santa Cruz mountains. There were about 20 of us high schoolers who volunteered from all over the Bay Area. Well, on day one there's this one gorgeous, brunette, that was built like a brick shit house. She was hot and all the guys tried their best to sleep with here while at camp - except me. I was friendly to her but I didn't try anything (not that I would have known what to do anyway :laughing). Well, at the end of camp she comes up to me and gives me her number. Sweet! I'm in...

Fast forward a couple weeks and I pick her up to go to my high schools winter dance. I'm nervous (as expected) and she looks great. The entire night goes by and I still haven't made a single move. I'm sure she's assuming I'm gay now but I press on. I driver her back to her place and just as she gets out of the car, she leans over and kissed me. Like a true amateur, I froze for a moment as the blood returned to my head. She says, "That was nice....we should do that again." I was happy to oblige :teeth
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And you never called me after that dance you BASTARD!!!

I felt used. :x
 
Sane_Man

Sane_Man

Totally Tubular
Climber said:
Predictive pre-quote. :teeth
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:laughing

Actually I was 7, and we were playing house. :x

My first real french kiss:

I was spending the summer over my grandmothers with my cousin's, when I was around 10-11, and this girl Tracy, lived next door. We liked it each other and so we were a couple. We were sitting on our couch watching TV, so I gave her my best lip-press kiss. She goes "ewwwwww!!!" that's not a real kiss!! Let me show you how you do it, then proceeded to stick her tongue in my mouf! :green

After a few minutes, my pants got tight, then I couldn't get enough. :p

My cousins were in the room, and my grandmother wasn't home, so they said they were going to "tell" on me. I had about $1 in coins, so I had to give them a few pennies after each kiss to buy their silence. Later, I threatened to beat them up if they didn't give me my money back. :laughing

The next day, I couldn't wait to "kiss again", so we all walked to the strip mall and stopped at Burger King. Me and Tracy went through the vestibule doors to the restrooms, into the part where the Men's and Women's restroom doors were. We then "made out" on the floor for a while. Years later, when I heard the song "The Humpty Dance", I cracked up laughing during the part "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom". :rofl

I still think of her everytime I hear that song. :p

The most disturbing thing was . . . Tracy was at least two years younger then me, so I have no clue who taught her to kiss. :shocker

After that summer, I never saw her again until I ran into her when I was in H.S. She didn't look all that Hot, so we spoke for a few, then went our separate ways. Sorry to say, other then getting in her pants, I got the chance to Hit It. :cry
 
V4

V4

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
my first kiss was in 4th grade....

a girl just walked up to me and kissed me on the cheeks in front of the entire class...

I knocked her ass on the floor for that....:mad
 
MtnRacer

MtnRacer

Veterinarian
V4 said:
my first kiss was in 4th grade....

a girl just walked up to me and kissed me on the cheeks in front of the entire class...

I knocked her ass on the floor for that....:mad
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Damn, your people really are ornery folk!

Steve
 
elbacalao

elbacalao

My office.
My first french kiss was in the 7th grade. A blonde girl named Kathy Eberhart if I remember correctly. Our first "date" entailed us hanging out in the basement of her house. She was a little aggresive in kissing, so I'm sure she made the first move. Unfortunately for me, her aggressiveness ended at kissing, so my story ends there. We used to meet at the mall and makeout in the elevator alot, I remember that too.
 
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Dynarydr

Well-known member
I was in 6th grade, walking her to class, it was the first real kiss I had ever done! During the kiss I couldn't believe how great it was! Then as we pulled our mouths away from each other, there was a line on spit like spaghetti connecting our mouths!!! it was only like 1 or so inches long, but surprising enough, she or I didn't get grossed out!! Now I'd be like yuck though!!
 
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