A guy stuck his head into a barbershop
and asked, 'How long before I can get a
haircut'?
The barber looked around the shop full
of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left
but did not return that day.
A few days later, the same guy stuck
his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can
get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop
and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left and again, did
not return that day.
A week later, the same guy stuck his
head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get
a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said,
'About an hour and a half.' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and
said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow him and see
where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait
for a haircut, but he never comes back later.
A little while later, Bob returned to
the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does
he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his
eyes and said,
'Your house! '
and asked, 'How long before I can get a
haircut'?
The barber looked around the shop full
of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left
but did not return that day.
A few days later, the same guy stuck
his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can
get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop
and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left and again, did
not return that day.
A week later, the same guy stuck his
head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get
a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said,
'About an hour and a half.' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and
said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow him and see
where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait
for a haircut, but he never comes back later.
A little while later, Bob returned to
the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does
he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his
eyes and said,
'Your house! '
