Funniest call or pull over you've had?

brichter

brichter

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svclee said:
Some cops can just be mean because they are having a bad day and take it out on you. Just the way it is.
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Not if you don't draw attention to yourself in the first place.
 
Burner

Burner

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Ok we all know there's asshole cops and there's nice cops. Even in the Marines there are asshole COs and good ones. The same in all professions. Let's leave it at that.

Now let's hear that Secret Service story!
 
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halfwing

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Re: Funniest Calls?

This whole thread kinda quit being funny.
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3 to 1 odds, any thread on BARF that exceeds 20 posts will end up with someone getting their ass kicked, spouting off with their political bullshit or in some way offering their self-righteous opinion on whatever the topic may be.

Why should this thread be any different?

I'm guess I'm not the only one who is disappointed that a thread with 5 star potential got BARF'ed..................
 
CHICKenstrip

CHICKenstrip

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Back on track?

halfwing said:
I'm guess I'm not the only one who is disappointed that a thread with 5 star potential got BARF'ed..................
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It's okay, there's still potential. As for the other issue, I would agree that "spirit of the law" doesn't exist for a lot of LEO's...

But to get this back on track, this wasn't a call but my sighting of a possible dead body down on G14 several years ago. Probably one of the most frightening scenes I've ever been at, especially on seeing a huge, lumpy Hefty bag with long, blonde hair flowing out the opening. To make a long story a little shorter, after calling for back-up...it turned out to be a blow-up doll. Hermaphroditic, as a matter of fact. Only way I could recover some pride from the whole incident was to allow the doll to make her...er, his...rounds through the lockers of those officers warned about leaving their stuff unsecured...
 
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b.rock

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That's the most awesome thing I've ever heard. Hermaphroditic to boot
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Dragon

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So everyone who wants the secret service story...

(DAMN! I got alot of PM's)

I will only share it with brothers over a :port


:teeth
 
Dougmo531

Dougmo531

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Dragon said:
So everyone who wants the secret service story...

(DAMN! I got alot of PM's)

I will only share it with brothers over a :port


:teeth
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Ok, what's the 20 for a 98 for a :port ?
 
rwcfrank

rwcfrank

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So I see this kid riding down the street on his rocket getting his eyeball juice all over his mirrors. He knows I am behind him so he is minding his manners. a bag of weed flies out of his shirt pocket and lands on my hood getting lodged in the windshield wiper blades. So I light him up and pull him over. He is half baked feeling really good, glassy eyed and real high. I tell him that I could smell the weed in his pocket while I was following him and I know he has some on him. He swears he doesn't but I can see him sweating. After a few minutes of grilling him, telling him I know he has the weed in his shirt pocket he reaches in and finds to his relief that it is gone. He says "Officer, I did have some but it's gone, honest." I said to him " I know you did son, now go pull it off the hood of my car and get lost... He must have thought I was a mind reader....
 
JesasaurusRex

JesasaurusRex

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rwcfrank said:
So I see this kid riding down the street on his rocket getting his eyeball juice all over his mirrors. He knows I am behind him so he is minding his manners. a bag of weed flies out of his shirt pocket and lands on my hood getting lodged in the windshield wiper blades. So I light him up and pull him over. He is half baked feeling really good, glassy eyed and real high. I tell him that I could smell the weed in his pocket while I was following him and I know he has some on him. He swears he doesn't but I can see him sweating. After a few minutes of grilling him, telling him I know he has the weed in his shirt pocket he reaches in and finds to his relief that it is gone. He says "Officer, I did have some but it's gone, honest." I said to him " I know you did son, now go pull it off the hood of my car and get lost... He must have thought I was a mind reader....
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:laughing :laughing :cry :laughing :laughing

Now thats funny

Why do you guys have that f*cked up alphabet too, for like hte letter B you guys say bakersfield or some crap like that instead of what you're supposed to say Bravo :x :teeth
 
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*VillageIdiot*

*VillageIdiot*

"and a step to the right"
JesasaurusRex said:
:laughing :laughing :cry :laughing :laughing

Now thats funny

Why do you guys have that f*cked up alaphbet too, for like hte letter B you guys say bakersfield or some crap like that instead of what you're supposed to say Bravo :x :teeth
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Roger that military phonetics are better. :cool
 
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