fuck this!!

G-Monie

Well-known member
I fucking hate this BULLSHIT!!

I'm looking for a fucking stupid ass shitty little ass monkey job, like at Togo's or something lame like that. I stop by Togo's over the weekend and fill out an application, because there was a big FUCKING sign in the window saying that they were hiring. The girl tells me to call the hiring manager the next day. Well, I didn't call the next fucking day, I called YESTERDAY! The stupid cock sucker wasn't there and I didn't get a chance to call back later in the evening. So, I called today. The ass licker was "busy". So, I figured, I'd go to my workout and then I'd stop by after I got showered up and ready to be presentable. I got ready to go around 4 and went over there. Mind you, this fucking ass licking place is 2 blocks from my house. I went in and asked for the hiring manager. I expected to see a guy in at least his 30's, but this fuckin' punk ass little bitch, younger than me turns around. I thought nothing of it and asked him if he had a chance to look at my resume. He tells me, "We're not hiring right now, we just always take applications". I'm thinking, WTF is this shit?? So, he tells me that he'd take a look at it and if he was interested he'd give me a call in a few days. I'm looking at him thinking, Fuck you, you're not going to be interested because you're a cock sucking Togo's manager and I'm 2 classes from getting my BS in Computer Engineering. So I walk out the door, a little upset, but I know that there is a sign at Wal-Mart REAL big that says "Hiring Now".

I drive to Wal-Mart, go inside and go up to the desk (I needed to get a few things there anyway). I ask, "Can I just get an application?" The girl behind the counter says, we're not hiring till March, they just didn't take down the sigh. Now I'm livid. Mind you, I haven't taken my anti-anxiety/depression medicine for about 3 days now. So, I decide I'll just leave politely and go look for the shit I need to pick up. I go to get some after shave and some razors. I look for some new shit that I've been wanting to get for a while, but haven't, just waiting till I run out of the shit I've got. They didn't fucking have it! So, I look at the razors -- Mach 3. They are 5.27 for 4, 11 something for 8 and almost 20 for 12. What the God Damn bullshit is that?? Isn't it suppose to be cheaper to buy more of an item?? I guess these god damn morons who can't fucking count might get fucked by this, but Jesus Christ, I'm not an idiot. So, I go over to look for socks, but this time, I'm steaming. I haven't fucking found anything I needed, I can't find a fucking job, and I haven't had any fucking meds for 3 days. I looked for socks for about 3 seconds and decided if I didn't get the fuck out of there I was going to explode. I leave, not looking at anyone because I know some idiot mother fucker will say something to me and I'll go off.

I head back toward my house and stop at Rite Aid next door to get my prescription that my doc was suppose to call in like 5 hours ago. I wait at the fucking counter for 2 minutes waiting for this stupid bitch behind the counter to figure out that someone was standing there. The cunt doesn't even come over to talk to me face-to-face, but she says, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes, my doctor was suppose to call in a prescription for me earlier this afternoon". She says something half-cocked in half-cock biter language half-English. I just looked at her like she was stupid. Then she says, "A new prescription?" I tell her yes. She asks my name, I tell her. It's not like my name is REALLY fucking hard to pronounce. Then she has to ask me again, what's your last name again?? I say, "SKINNER". Come on, how fucking hard is that?? So she jibbers back and forth to some other bitch and starts looking at bottles. Then she decides to look my name up in the computer. She pulls something up and says, we got no calls for you, Dr. Tong? NO! So I told her my doctor's name. She says, well we don't have anything here on him, what's his number? I said, it doens't matter, it's 8:00pm where my doctor is right now. She says, "Well the last thing we have in your file is Jan. 8th". I'm like WTF?? You shouldn't even have a file on me, I've never BEEN HERE!! Well, it says here you were here Jan. 8th. NO I FUCKING WASN'T!! The only time I've even been in there is to get a bag of fucking chips!! She finally says, "Well we don't have any calls for you."

I couldn't say anything, I just walked out. I'm so fucking pissed!!

I know it wasn't her fault, but CHRIST, there is no need to be a fucking moron! I was nice to her, never said anything off color. Why are people in these menial jobs, getting paid fucking nothing, suck idiots who have no people skills??

I fucking hate people right now...

-G
 

TSC girl

Well-known member
Are you done now? heheheh:D

I totally understand your frustration, I was laid off back in May and it took me about 5 months to find a job (I didn't look during the summer :) ). You gotta be patient!

Hope you find something soon. Hey....how about Starbucks (they seem to hire all the time)? I could get FREE coffee!!

Anyway...

Say HI to Abby.

-TSC girl
 

theSteveCo

Founder
Staff member
$5.27 / 4 = $1.32
$11.50 / 8 = $1.44
$20.00 / 12 = $1.67

Yup, they're pricier the more you buy. Wow.

Remind me to tread lightly when you're off your meds. :laughing
 

Ninja Blade

Well-known member
damn, i feel your pain.

i've been sending out resumes since being laid off last november (well not that many until after xmas). but i barely even get the auto-replies or postcards saying "we're throwing out your resume, but we'll dig it up later if we think we can use it to wipe our asses."
 

ninja_rydr

Well-known member
Amazing, I'm currently looking for a qualified "Ass Monkey" You'd be able to watch cable and/or SB.N/B.A.R.F. all day until I got home at whick time you'll be locked in a cage until I need something done (e.g. walk the dog, wash my bike, clean kitchen.)
The pay is low but you can have all the Saltines and water you can consume and room (read: dog crate) is included for a mere 15% kick back.:twofinger

Really that does suck I have a freiend that had been going through he same thing, recently he landed a good job and I'm sure things will work out for you also.
 

JackTheTripper

Shotline For Mod
TSC girl said:
Are you done now? heheheh:D

I totally understand your frustration, I was laid off back in May and it took me about 5 months to find a job (I didn't look during the summer :) ). You gotta be patient!

Hope you find something soon. Hey....how about Starbucks (they seem to hire all the time)? I could get FREE coffee!!

Anyway...

Say HI to Abby.

-TSC girl

*Whispering* Hey, TSC. I don't think he needs any caffeen.:D

My wife just got a job today. WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! Been off work since Nov 1.

Ever think about a bank? They pay pretty well but usually it's only part time. Or a credit union usually will hire full time and pays even better than a bank. Just a thought. Good luck! And take a chill pill. (As soon as the pharmacy get's their shit together.:twofinger)
 

Vixen

Well-known member
:eek :eek :eek wow ...such colorfull words... Sorry to hear about your bad day....

Ever think about a bank? They pay pretty well but usually it's only part time. Or a credit union usually will hire full time and pays even better than a bank.

I work at a bank...you might try putting in a application and if you have a resume..... I know the bank I work for is hiring....Good luck...
 

rsrai

Well-known member
Glen, i sell Paxil....................u need some?????????/hehe


go to Frys and fill an application, i need to get some stuff from there....................
 

G-Monie

Well-known member
ninja_rydr said:
Amazing, I'm currently looking for a qualified "Ass Monkey"

I thought you had Steve on your payroll for this position??

My bad, I forgot the only positions he does is on his knees and bent over grasping his ankles. :twofinger

:D

Anyway, thanks guys for the "support". Some days I let shit get to me and I let it build till I want to hurt the next person who talks to me. That was one of those days.

Anywho, (had to avoid using "anyway" again) I went to the Starbucks job fair, there were like, too damn many people there, but I stayed anyway. I finally got an interview around 6, after showing up at 3:40. The girl was really nice and I asked her about my possibilities at Starbucks. She said that they she would definitely recommend me for my 2nd interview and that she thinks that my philosophy is similar to what they are looking for. :laughing I guess it's a good thing they didn't read this thread. :laughing

I'm going to another job fair Monday, which is a real job fair with tech companies. I don't think anything will come of it, but I can always dream right? Besides, I have to have something to waste my time that day, I have nothing else planned.

Thanks again "ya'll" <-- Had to say that for Ravi.

-G
 

theSteveCo

Founder
Staff member
Hey - if anyone wants me as an ass monkey they have to bid on me. The reserve price hasn't been met yet.
 

KXP

Newb
HAHAHAHA!! yea steve, i couldnt even fetch an even dollar for your rear end..:D

Yo G, i feel your pain brotha. I have a temper problem too. Check this out..im a technical support rep for this computer company. I get the most idiotic calls in the world.
Example 1:
guy calls in, first off the bat states his name and status( system intergrator) at his company ( as if i give a damn ).

me: what can i do for you?
him:i'm having trouble installing the drivers
me:which drivers?
him:i dont know.
me:you dont know??
him:yes, thats why im calling you
me: sir, i cant help you install drivers you dont know. which part of the system are you having trouble with?
him:the video, the modem, the LAN, the touchpad
me: ok have you checked the device manager? are there yellow exclamation marks next to those things?
him: yes
me:eek:k its a simple fix, just log onto the website and download the drivers. then unzip the drivers and install them ( at this point im making disgusted faces as im talking to him )
him:eek:k what is the website? ( i give it to him letter for letter)
him: ok thanks.
me: no problem.

Day After:
( reread what happened above word for word, only imagine me being even more discriptive and walking this iD10t through it like a little kid.)

Day Three:

him: hello my name is Alan, and im with *bleep*, im their system intergrator.
Me: hello alan are you still having the same problems?
him: yes.
me: what seems to be the problem?
him: im having trouble with my notebook
me: what kind of problems?
him: i dont know which drivers to install
me: you're having the STILL having that problem? didnt i walk you thru the installation process yesterday??
him: yes
*long silence*
me: so....whats the problem??
him: i still dont know which ones to install
me: (getting annoyed now) which ones do you need to install??
him: the video, the modem, the LAN, the touchpad ( anyone noticing a pattern here??
me: (really annoyed now) Then install the drivers for the ones you just stated....
* long silence...*
him: Which ones are those??
me: (really really annoyed now) look sir, if you dont know how to do this please have one of your IT guys do it for you. This is the third time i've walked you through this..it is not that hard...
him: i dont mean to upset you, but the touchpad is confusing me, which driver is it?Is it the one on the computer?
me: ( after taking a deep breath) Well unless someone forgot to tell me about an external device, then yes that would be the one.
him:eek:h ok, which drivers should i install?
me: Sir please have someone with more computer knowledge call me back. This is obviously not working out.
him:eek:k

Fucking asshole calls back..somehow gets a hold of the VP from my company..VP bitches out my boss..boss yells at me. Personally i couldnt care less , but the fact that my boss got yelled at made me feel hella bad cuz he's hella cool with me.
And becuz of this fucking idiot ass, no good, fucking jackass motherfuker, i may be losing my job.

So yea..i feel your pain. If i get canned over this asshole i may be tempted to go look for his ass in slicon valley somewhere and do a burnout on his nutsack.:mad

fucking idiots should be shot on sight for their insolence of this nature.:mad

errr...sorry for the colorful language ladies..hehee this incident is still ticking me off :D
 
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theSteveCo

Founder
Staff member
...and that, boys and girls, is why I got the HELL out of Tech Support. Actually, the time as a supervisor wasn't bad... Doom ][ all day! LOL!
 

KXP

Newb
how the hell can you be THAT fucking dumb and hold a job that pays more than mine?? thats what i dont get..I should call HIS company and inform his VP about his lack of intelligence. Then have them offer me a job instead..:D
 
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