channelcat
Banned
at an Italian restaurant, waiting for his pizza to go. A hot blonde cougar, with a shot or two of Russian courage in her, comes to him and says,
"Hey, you're kinda cute. You're not..uh..gay, are you?"
He says,
"Naw, I'm a straight up Irish queer..I like women more than beer. Tell you what...if we hook up, just pretend I'm your very favorite girlfriend, who just happens to have a 10 inch dick..'
The blondes eyes widen..
"You have a ten inch dick?"
The resourceful fellow says,
"Nooo, not really, but as long as we're pretending...:teeth"
"Hey, you're kinda cute. You're not..uh..gay, are you?"
He says,
"Naw, I'm a straight up Irish queer..I like women more than beer. Tell you what...if we hook up, just pretend I'm your very favorite girlfriend, who just happens to have a 10 inch dick..'
The blondes eyes widen..
"You have a ten inch dick?"
The resourceful fellow says,
"Nooo, not really, but as long as we're pretending...:teeth"
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