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I don't think this is BARF appropriate......... Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the...

O.K. guys I gotta problemo........... My brother has a 85' Suzuki gs550E w/ 12,514 miles on it. I want to know if anyone would wanna trade this bike and his Shoei helmet ( blue Large) for a dirt bike. He is a big boy but he says he will take a 125. Personally I think he is too big for a 125...

I don't give a shit if this is a re-post It was funny, I laughed, so here you go....... Just before the church services started Satan suddenly appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for exits, frantic to get away from evil incarnate. Soon all had left except...

I just got in the mail some dates for Laguna....anyone wanna go?

Rock Bottom Thursday edited........ Hope to see some familiar faces Jane;)

http://www.lamermelculo.com/video.php?id=611 :laughing :cry :laughing just check this out

I don't give a shit if this is a repost or not ....the message is important and I care about the safety of each and every person on this board whether it has to do with bikes or not..... You may have seen this before, but it makes sense. : gentle alert About a month ago there was a woman...

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. House is feminine -- "la maison," pencil is masculine "le crayon." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split...

A guy gets home quite late one night and his wife asks, "Where in the hell have you been?" He said, "I've been out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I had a picture of a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my penis." "What in the hell were you...

Is this a repost? Don't care..... The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We...

BTW........ I don't give a shit if this is a repost...... The Funeral A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50...

Today we mourn the passing of an old friend, by the name of Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life but died recently in the United States. No one really knows how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in...

John & Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. > One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, > John suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the > pool & stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the > bottom & pulled John...

A little female reality, I mean, HUMOR... Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the...

I am sorry I couldn't help MYSELF..... A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. > > >"But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." > > >When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name > > >of your penis?" > > > > > >The...

Anyone down to go out tonite? Maybe get some drinks? Just chill...I need something to do:teeth Jane;)

Is anyone here an instructor at the Mountain View school? I am enrolled in the class and curious if anyone teaches up there? Jane;)

Anybody up for some green beer for st. Patties day? Jane:)

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