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What a bummer. I've been trying to get more info about replacing my rear tire. The metal thingy I picked up from the 5150 Capitola ride finally deflated it :cry :cry I already checked out the tire thread here in Tech, but I was hoping to get additional tire experiences. The SBN server has...

Either my karma is good, or my guardian angel was awake this morning. I was heading northbound on El Camino in Millbrae going about 40 when I noticed a motorcycle cop pull out of the shadows and up on my bumper. I got that sinking feeling as I waited for the left turn arrow at the...

Did anybody else catch this thing on Monday nite on ABC? My gf really wanted to see yet another reality show :rolleyes I admit, the opportunity to choose from 25 bachelorettes for a potential wife is different, but some of them weren't all that great. Some were pretty hot, but there were a...

An old man and his wife are in bed. After laying there a few minutes, the old man farts and says, "Seven points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" "It's fart football," the old man replies. A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."...

There's a silver/blk Gixxer on sale for you Raider Nation folks Might sell fast.

...down the street when they find a compact on the ground. One of them picks it up, opens up and looks into the mirror. "Hey, this picture looks kinda familiar." The other blonde grabs the compact, looks into the mirror, and says, "You idiot, that's me."

A drunk in the bar barfs all over his own shirt. "Damn," he says. "I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she's gonna kill me." "Not to worry," says the bartender as he sticks a $20 in the drunk's pocket. "Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the...

A man is driving through the misty hills of Scotland when a hugh red-headed Highlander steps into the middle of the road. As the driver slams on the brakes, he sees a beautiful young lady standing at the roadside. When the car stops, the large kilted man opens the door and drags the man onto...

A bartender is closing for the night when there's a knock at the back door. Whe he answers, a shabby homeless guy asks for a toothpick. The bartender is a little surprised, but he gives him a toothpick and walks away. A few minutes later, there's a second knock at the door. When he answers...

A kindergarten teacher decides she's going to teach a lesson abou the five senses. She wants to start with taste, so she brings assorted hard candies, blindfolds the children, and asks them to taste each one. The students have no problem identifying cherry, lemon, and mint, but when it comes...

I got this emailed to me. You're supposed to check out the picture. It's more effective when the sound is loud. http://home.camelot.de/danielt/whatswrong.html

I caught the SBN thread about the next group ride on 03/17/02. http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56361 :ken5150 :barf :ken5150 :barf :ken5150 You also mentioned 5150 might make a guest appearance in SoCal. That would be awesome. If youz guys do plan on the trip...

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...and order a bottle of wine. They go to a table and start to chant, "51 days." Then a few more blondes walk in and join the others in drinking and chanting. After a while, the bartender gets curious, so he walks over and asks why they're chanting "51 days". One of the blondes says, "The...

Does anybody else watch CSI: Crime Scene Investigation? I like the setup, usually two cases being worked, and I like the, dramatized flash theories and the camera zooms on wounds to show microscopic details on their forensic investigations. Pretty cool stuff.

...so I thought I'd spend more valuable company time. I dunno, but I think Family Guy on Fox is hilarious. I would, since I also find South Park, the Simpsons, Futureama, and King of the Hill (sometimes) amusing also. I've always enjoyed wacky animated comedies and can appreciate it when it's...

...to BARF. After posting on SBN and lots of lurking, I found my way here. For some reason I must have clicked on the wrong link, cause I couldn't login until my parents filled out the permission slip :p But thankfully, the powers-that-be resolved my goofup :D Thanks! I'm pretty excited about...