http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?hp&_r=0
BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a...
Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-testicle_n_3678211.html
:wtf
Wonder if he was feeding the poor thing?
A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/donna-lange-breasts-smother-kill-boyfriend-everett-washington_n_2486189.html
someone please just shoot me now
2016
Edit: fixed Link. No not new to the interwebz, just marginally proficient, and I was pissed off when I saw the article, I just cut/paste incorrectly
http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/Explosion-Leicester-sub-station-turned-thief/story-15280778-detail/story.html
A thief was turned into a human fireball and left burning on the floor by his accomplice after an explosion at a power sub-station they were trying to burgle.
http://www.canada.com/sports/baseball/Anonymous+releases+alleged+Scotland+Yard+conference+call/6097673/story.html
:rofl:rofl
What a bunch of rubes
WASHINGTON - Hacker group Anonymous released a recording on Friday of what appears to be a conference call between the FBI and Scotland Yard...
Woman Kills Man With Amateur Penis Injection
The Daily Mail says the preeminent Fake Dr. Kasia Rivera killed a 22-year-old "patient" by injecting his penis with silicone, in the hopes that it would expand and blossom. Instead, it poisoned him...
Former Arapahoe County Sheriff Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. was arrested in Colorado on Wednesday ......
The former Republican sheriff is currently being held at the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility, which was named in his honor...