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Once a year, just once. Happy Happy!:Party (I was here at midnight but no one had started the thread yet..so...)

***Stolen from another forum**** Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the...

And folks, don't click on this sh*t at work. 1hqRV5hr8w4 Hope it's not a repost, but if it is you know what you can do... :thumbup

During these serious times, people of all faiths, in a spirit of toleranceand inclusion, should remember these four basic religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the...

Doctors remove spider hiding in woman’s ear canal! WTF? Now, I am not afraid of spiders, but shit.... http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/doctors-remove-spider-hiding-woman-ear-canal-195029859.html

I guess I should contact this lady immediately!

Too funny. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT SAFE FOR WORK IF PEOPLE READ OVER YOUR SHOULDER!!

...for example: A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the den to calm down. As she...

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When...

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(stolen from a Cajun forum..) Boudreaux and Trosclair were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics at New Orleans International Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in de hangar with nothing to do. Boudreaux say, 'Man, I wish we had something to...

I'll have to try this one day........ While we may not be that mature....one day we will get there... A mature (over 70) motorcyclist gets pulled over for speeding... Older Motorcyclist: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Older Motorcyclist: Oh, I see...

On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?' The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?' She says, 'You...

So my DL expired in October. I, being the good citizen that I am, did the renewal thing in September. (I had to make an office appearance because they had to take a new photo.) Well, the interim license expired three days ago. Nope, I did not get the new one. Cue the brief panic episode. OMG...

IF you buy a great leather jacket seven years ago, like it so much that you buy another to keep in the closet until the first one wears out, and then spend the next seven years adding weight to your gut and THEN try to fit into the non-stretched, stored, spare jacket IT WILL NOT FRIGGIN"...

Look what I just received.

OK? Now shut up.

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it, right in...

Joe came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Joe' Joe was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said...

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people: Was it to be Jenny or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Jenny came...