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laidees-that-puke-laidees; After a year out of country and knot being able to ride... I cannot express the fucking grin I had on my face when I mounted yama-san and blazed up 9. I'm so serious I'm not even going to fuck with the English language. Twisting the...

Laideez; Four years I rode me G00f3... I loved this fook'n boike and it loved me... Tweaking out the back end 'cause I gassed it too hard... it would recover and give me a handlebar shake of dismay... Rode it to Seattle...it was as bored as I was... rode it to Milwaukee..it was as...

laideez Dew 2 a horrible masturbating accident... I broke me humerus (Shoulder..) and find myself unable to ride me bike. Oh I tried...but that didnt go too well...as in I couldn't turn the bars from "unlock" without donning a skewl-goil outfit and screaming. Worst pain I have...

Laideez Minding my own biz... Apparently my right glove fell out me hellmeat.. I wouldn't mind but I don't wanna drop $160 to just get me roight glove....(GP+) So now I'm riding like a sorta squid... just basically sucks...because when I get home I can't masturbate until...

laideez I parked me boike as usual in downtown Mountain View.. {slipped it in behind some fook'n cage}... came out and found me boike on it's side...with my rear light gone...and the glass in my left hand mirror gone. The stem was there just no glass... No...

laideez I love the rainy season because I'm one of the few on the road. Even squids wear gear. It cleans the roads You beeoiches are @home or in cages Hi-way 9 really is mine It seals me...

Laideez Oooh...new feet yours... can't weight. =Silly Sod

laideez; a term I use loosely Actually got fook'n honked at by a cage today. I can't remember the last time I did...okay 15 years ago when I cut off that skewl bus full of orphans... but see earlier threads on that... Been a long time since I've heard...

Laideez Today we seperated the chaff from the wheat. Today I got to ride down 9... mind my own business no DY crossers, no "Rossi'sez sez" riding my arse... The roads were being cleaned...and I got all the way to 85/101 before I had someone to wave to. Roads are...

Common question.... mo' mo' traffic lights no workie laideez Perhaps it's late at night and my opium has just kicked in... 'ow ever this makes sense and is one that I think you should at least try... why?! 'Cause I'm sick of running reds after waiting for two cycles of...

laideez Need respect... Yes we all hate them.. ride with them.. but they drive with us. Showing just some common courtesy to them.. When they pull over... (acknowledge it) When they cut you off.. (shrug your shoulders) When they pull out in front...stop ( shrug) When...

Goils-laideez With all the talk aboot lane splitting... commuting... getting from the E-bay to the W-bay... Here is what I'm proposing... (mostly 'cause I'm a selfish arse) A ride with no twisties...just lane splittin' (as in the real life of a motorcyclist)...

Laideez You've all prolly seen it...but after digging around on Stoner have nothing but respect for his 'tude and persona =Silly Sod

If it walks like one...doesn't ride like one =Silly Sod

Dry-heave-Guest-laidees Whoo dew eye 'ave to bee low two get me own smilie?!? 'muff sed =Silly Sod

laideez Up late and feeling like a Pee Ess Hay... Remember no mattah wot ewe wear... when ewe go down spread out... Buy dat eye mean spread arms legs...do not have one point of contact with Ms. Arse fault... Pretend ewe are a starfish... Single point of contact no mattah...

Laideez 'muff said :teeth =Silly Sod

Laideez I have a Yamaha YZF (98).. The last time I put my seat back on my bike I didn't do it right (apparently) cause now I can't turn the key when I put it in the lock to remove the seat... I tried to the point of almost twisting my key and have given up... Any...

Don't ewes dah blinkers.... Laideez Eye was roiding home two night and real eyezd... Eye don't ewe z me indicators any moor. Beeoichs don't sea me anywayz...so fook 'dem.. Eye dew use dem when doing a "pull in" butt in general... fook them. Day don't sea me anyway...

laideez As one does when 'elp'd out by dose dat do. CCRider....again (fifth time eye 'ave ewe'sd dem) came threw. :hail Took me boike to Spec-1 (another grate puh-lace) :hail My Yama-chan is now fook'n workin loike a champ... :ride Wire crimp caused nuttin to 'appen...