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http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-decoy-website-launched-to-lure-away-all-moroni,26393/ just replace Outkube with BARF's Kitchen Sink :rofl

For now. Green light. Lofted the front a little. Hit the rev limiter in 1st gear (for the last time) and there go one of the main bearings on the crankshaft. Desmoto quoted $1,500 labor plus parts. Not sure how much for parts until the engine is completely dissembled. I think I will look...

Panties. And not the kind with price tag that dropped out from a shopping bag. Sorry for the blurry photo. Shitty camera phone + shitty lighting + other hand holding my son so he could not grab them.

http://tinyurl.com/5ulxt4g I had been riding without health insurance for the period of time between jobs. If I crashed I would probably do the same.

... last night when my wife and I was shopping at Rainbow Grocery Store in the SoMA, and it was my fault for not locking the door properly. When we walked in the parking lot the peep ran away, I was carrying my son so I couldn't chase him down (OK I lied, I did carry my son but I couldn’t outrun...

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I...

http://sfist.com/2011/03/29/petas_open_letter_to_mayor_lee_call.php :wtf

In the span of 10 minutes: Good job, Mr. Bear!

02 Ducati Monster 620, fuel injection. I have recently experienced some throttle hick ups while revving up the engine. It only happens when the engine is already warmed up and gets worse as the temperature rises up. I have some embarrassed stranded moments coming off from a stop sign (bike...

Any idea why my Flash Player look like this? Same in IE8, Google Chrome, and Firefox. Latest Flash Player (10.1)

A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.' 'Without numbers?' The Cajun says, 'Dat is easy.' And proceeds to draw three trees. 'What's this?'...

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2002 Ducati Monster 620 fuel injected. Steel. Yellow. Dented on both sides. On the bright side, it works perfectly. No spilling. No leaking. PM if interested.

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his...

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I've never owned a car and am thinking of buying one in the near future. I like the pre-2007 Scion XB (the boxy, tofu-like model, not the recent SUV-like ones). My criteria: - small enough (short) so both the car and my bike can fit in one standard parking spot 8x16 - folded back seats to fit a...

is OK but this is just over the top :rolleyes

... the RAR train. wuPw82gJ37w the only working password to unRAR is FART.

that crossed the DY and almost hit me on Twin Peaks today? Hope that slowed you down because there was a police car ahead of you. Just checking.

Hi, I have an used Velocity trap-on back protector in good and clean condition. It has a pivot connecting the upper torso and the lower one so it's quite comfortable on the body. Measured 22' long with Velcro trap to fit various body sizes. The tag says Size L to fit 164-188cm (5'4"-6'2"), but...