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Sweet!!! :thumbup http://defensetech.org/2012/04/06/inside-the-armys-secret-cold-war-ice-base/

High-larious... O'Keefe does it again... Video interspersed with clips of Holder denying that any voter fraud exists, or that there's any kind of problem. :rofl http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/04/09/Okeefe-Holder

Anybody? Bueller?? Taking a small group down tomorrow, anybody want to come along or join enroute? PIE, dammit. :teeth

OK, so if you knew me before I got the BMW K1200R, you know my userid here on BARF was XJ650RJ. I sold my well-maintained Seca to a friend, and he's now moved to a garage-less apartment, and can't keep it. Still in good shape, battery is fine. Approx 69K miles. Classic Yamaha yellow, and...

Dad's pissed. :rofl http://www.break.com/index/father-teaches-daughter-lesson-about-facebook-2298729

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So, they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I...

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART. Why WAL-MART?? She just knew that WAL-MART is the largest re-tailer in the world.

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!! The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the...

Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6)...

Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance...

Notes from an inexperienced chili taster named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from New Jersey & fell into it: "Recently I was lucky enough to be the 10,000th attendee at the State Fair in Texas, & was asked to fill in to be a judge at a chili cook-off. Apparently the original judge #3 called in...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work...

BARFers & BARFettes, I'm not Beauregard, and I can't write up a bitchin' ad like he can. So... My wife came in second in Jeopardy (yay, her!) back in the day when the non-winners got a TV, the board game, and some other stuff. Well, the TV still works, the board game's gathering dust, and...

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Woman flies from US to Ireland with sex toy in luggage, TSA agent leaves note. BFD, right? Nah, woman BLOGS it, so there goes her own privacy... :rofl http://www.theblaze.com/stories/update-tsa-says-it-will-fire-agent-who-left-sex-toy-note-in-womans-luggage/

BARFers - Got a ton (ok, less weight than that) of yard waste & shrubbery that I've gotta reduce to tiny bits. Anybody got a chipper/shredder I can borrow/rent? :teeth

BARFers - I've been following Foamy for years. High-larious. http://www.illwillpress.com/ :thumbup

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/13/fashion/raising-eyebrows.html?_r=2 "Nurse, get me some forceps here, stat!!"

http://foodfreedom.wordpress.com/2011/10/03/wisconsin-judge-rules-no-right-to-own-a-cow-or-drink-its-milk/ On September 9, Judge Fiedler issued his decision on the motion, stating that the court’s August 12 denial of plaintiffs’ motion for judgment meant the following: (1) Plaintiffs do not...

Seriously... :rofl Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending “Freetrade” by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations...