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I empty out vacuum cleaner bags and re-use them.

I'm looking for 14 or 15mm hex keys and Sears doesn't carry that size for some bizarre reason. The Post Tools shop in Dublin closed awhile ago and I don't feel like chasing down a Matco/Mac Tools/Snappy truck nor do I wanna cross the bridge this weekend, so does anyone know of a Post Tools shop...

Saving Private Ryan ----> Killing Captain Miller

Click here: WCPD then click on the link: "Meet This Month's Top Cop" I think* you can email him at: mccolgin@walnutcreekpd.com *I haven't verified that, just guessing from other cops' email addys.

It's not easy being lizard. Managing and satisfying a plethora of BARFettes is like having a second job. Just to give you a peek into my world, just take a look at my PM box.

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For a million dollars, would you: give ALANRIDER7 a "bbbjtcws"? or: would you drink a gallon of kimchee's piss? or: slather your testicles with peanut butter and fight off a pit bull in an emptied swimming pool for 5 minutes? or: go to prison for 5 years? or: ________________________??

So I bought some Collyrium eye wash made by Bausch and Lomb, and when I opened the box which looked like it cnotained a 12 ounce bottle, inside I find a tiny 4 ounce bottle. Fucking packaging design bastards.

Asian BARFers and BARFettes....... so you're in say, a Chinese Restaurant. And you've got a bowl of rice with say, some Scrambled Eggs with Prawns, and you're gnawing at it with chopsticks. Suddenly you discover a black hair, maybe it's a "pube." Is your first thought: "Hmm, motherfucking...

Our friendly neighborhood internet-predator, slowporn, just got a new bike, the Limited Edition MV Disgusta "Sickfuck Special." Hey henry ------> :twofinger

The Earth is flat.

Insult your fellow BARFer by renaming him or her like this: JadedOne ---> JadedSkank Thank you and God Bless :teeth

I recently bought a new pair of Sidi Vertebras in size 42. They are a little long, I like my shoes on the loose side. I think I have a good inch of room between my toes and the toe of the boot. Maybe a 41 would have been better as I think I'd get better feel of the shifter in my left foot. So...

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Slowpoke, Welcome to "Death Thread No. XI - How do you expect to die???" In a previous "Death Thread" I asked you to choose your cause of death. Today, I am asking you what do you predict will be the cause of your death. Considering the following members of my family...

I've purchased a few Airtech pieces on eBay for my thrashed '86 GSXR 750 and have been a little unhappy with how flimsy they are. I haven't fitted them yet and I expect I'll have some fitment problems. I'm considering: 1. Holding out for used OEM parts and reselling the Airtech pieces. 2...

If you find yourself stricken with Alzheimer's, which I categorize as cancer in slow motion since it can take ten years to kill you, would you blow your brains out and die a dignified death while you still could to save yourself, family, and friends from the pain of seeing you decline from a...

Thanks to all who organized the event and to those that dropped by!

My Brazilian uncle shot some dude in the back which is why for forty years he never had "papers." What's your dirty family secret?

got married and there was a pre-nup. As a matter of fact I have a copy of it:

I really don't think baseball's our national pastime anymore. I mean, the World Series ratings suck. One-third of the players are Latin-born. A Japanese national led the league in most hits. Little league enrollment is down and in my neck of the woods, parents aren't volunteering to coach. The...