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Check out this email notifier soundbite... (caution... not "really" work safe... turn your speaker down low) Hear it here If you've seen eurotrip this will be familiar! maybe use this soundbite in your own PC... for your email in sound. :laughing

pretty good stuff... After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES. The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you can get sex from Aides...

From here August 1, 2004 First, these meetings are not about the existing Draft EIS currently in progress. The BLM has said that those meetings will be held in September. Nevertheless, you should read the rest of this page and take action. Every 15-20 years each BLM office updates it's...

Usually it's the women who are warned. Men Beware Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and...

A Military Mom tells this about her son .... As some of you may know, one of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people...

The public comment period has begun on the proposed regulations for OHV use on Forest Service land. Your voice needs to be heard so that these regulations can be improved to protect OHV access to public lands. How can your views have an impact? By sending well-planned and substantive comments...

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :laughing

THAT TOOK ME OVER 40 YEARS TO LEARN: 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."...

OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM (All times are Eastern Daylight Saving Time) 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:20pm - Ted...

Keep this going till 2004 election GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC. 2004 Election Issue!! This must be an issue in "2004". Please! Keep it going. ---------------------------------- Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made. That...

A motivational story. One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a...

See the story here... http://www.jsonline.com/news/wauk/jul04/244241.asp Or cut/pasted here... Plastic wrap barrier causes motorcycle crash By DARRYL ENRIQUEZ denriquez@journalsentinel.com Posted: July 16, 2004 Town of Waukesha - Motorcyclist Daniel Buckel was within 10 feet when he saw the...

Off Topic. 4x4's showing some awesome horsepower. See the show here These guys look determined to make some of these obstacles. I like the muddy field when they disappear in the fountain of mud. Oh yeah... it's rather large, so dial-up's beware.