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  1. wilit

    I now know the pain of child birth.

    I just gave birth to a 10lbs baby boy made of feces. I kid you not, this turd was HUGE. It took a good 5 minutes of resting, and Lemaze breathing exercises to bring this bundle of joy into the world. Every uncontrolled sphincter spasm resulted in pain resembling being pepper sprayed and...
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    Thinking of buying another bike. Need input.

    I've got it narrowed down to 1 of 4 bikes. My main concern is tank range. I've heard the '98+ VFR's get anywhere from 180-210 miles per tank. I've heard the other twins usually get about 140 miles per tank. So far I'm leaning towards the VFR. But anyway, here's my choices: '95-Present Honda...
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    Question for the tree huggin' hippies

    Where's this global warming I keep hearing about? I look outside and it's wet. It's June for God's sake. In response to this lack of greenhouse gasses, I'm going to remove the 4 cats on my Mustang and drive around at full throttle for a while. :D
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    Running over someone's pet...

    So at work we talk about a lot of wierd things. My co-worker was talking about witnessing someone running over a cat in front of her house. The driver of the truck picked up the dead cat out of the street and placed it on the sidewalk, and drove off. Another co-worker says you need to legally...
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    Legality of popular modifications

    Budbandit's latest squid observation got me thinking about getting pulled over for what seems like popular fix-it tickets. Granted I already know that not having a light to illuminate the license plate is illegal (v.c. 24601) but what's the legality of completing other popular mods? I've heard...
  6. wilit

    Hi! I'm 17 and I just bought a Busa...

    Anyone giving odds on when we see an obituary for this kid? At least he's doing it right by blingin' it out first. http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234074
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    Divine intervention?

    So there's this guy at work that everyone hates. He's annoying as fuck, tries to take everyone's work from them, always has a stupid story to bring the group conversation to a grinding halt. He sucks. Anyway, when me and a few close co-workers were walking back from lunch, I prayed to God for...
  8. wilit

    Bye Bye Doghouse

    That's right, those two idiots at 94.9 are gone. Thoughts?
  9. wilit

    Play hookey from work and this is what you get...

    A perfect day of riding with your best friend. Work was just lacking any sort of interest today, so I decided to take a half day and hit Calaveras to Mt. Hamilton Rd. up to the Lick Observatory. Then down the backside on San Antonio Rd. to the Junction. Finally through Mines into Livermore...
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    BARF Militia I need your help!

    I just picked up my GI mil-spec 1911, and promptly put 100 rounds through it. After firing the first magazine I realized the standards sights suck donkey balls. I want to get some tritium sights, but I believe that's going to require a slide that is setup for a post front sight and a dovetail...
  11. wilit

    Rider down in Fremont.

    On my way from the house to the Freeway, I saw some sort of metric cruiser on it's side. About 3 cops and 1 fire truck were on the scene. I didn't see the rider, hope he was okay. This was on Mission Blvd between the Mission and 680, right by the Mickey D's.
  12. wilit

    Keith Code Level 1 Class Review

    Well worth the $$$. Notime2ride (Jake) and I drove our lazy asses down to Willow Springs for the 1 day Level 1 class. We decided that dragging our own bikes down there would not only take too much time, but would probably cost just as much in gas trailering them as it would to just rent the...
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    Watch out Al Qaeda!

    That's right, Wilit is ARMED! but mostly dangerous. In 10 short days, this baby will be all mine. A 1911-A1 GI .45. "Oh, why do I have to wait for a gun. I'm angry now." -Homer Simpson
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    PCII for 2000-2001 RC51 (SP1)

    I recently upgraded to a PCIIIr, so I no longer need it. It's not in the best of shape cosmetically, but works perfectly fine. $40 Shipped. FIRM.
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    Free Upright Freezer... Yes, it works...

    I have no idea how old it is, but I do know it keeps food really cold. It's about the size of a normal fridge. This used to be my Grandma's, but since she passed away, I really have no use for it (I don't buy food in bulk). If you want it, it's yours. It won't fit on the back of my bike, or...
  16. wilit

    How not to pass a car...

    Probably a repost, but it'll get some new viewers nonetheless... http://www.supportforcomputers.com/mc/Video/OhNoBo_1000k.wmv 10megs, so dialup users beware.
  17. wilit

    I desperately need a man to impregnate me!

    Okay, not really, but I needed a catchy title to get you in here. A buddy of mine at work wanted me to put a giant lemon on eBay for him. I'm trying to get the word out to as many people as possible since it's only a 3 day auction. I'll even give a discount to BARF members if you buy it...
  18. wilit

    Looking at buying a vintage bike. Need advice.

    So I've had this urge to buy a cafe racer. I've got a decent lead on one halfway though the CR transformation. The bike runs well, and is in great shape. Anybody have any experience with a '74 Yamaha TX 500? Any known common problems I should be on the look out for? I know to look for the...
  19. wilit

    I've got the urge to build a cafe racer. Whudda ya think?

    If you've seen the 2 Wheel Tuesday episode where they showcase the bikes from China, you'll know what this is. If you haven't, here's the story. Osaka is a Honda distributor in China. They bought the rights to make this bike, and in typical Chinese fashion, it's a near exact copy. It can use...
  20. wilit

    "View New Posts" search query

    I'm kind of curious. When I click on the "view new posts" link, stuff from the kitchen sink doesn't appear. However every reply to the newbies section does show up. Is there a way to swap that so I never have to see a newbie intro again, and replace it with non-sensical posts from the Kitchen...
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