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  1. islemann

    Shitshitshit

    Incident: 1300 Type: Location: info as of: 8/31/2008 4:31:08 PM ADDITIONAL DETAILS 4:25PM 1039 3A FOR LINE 21 - C# 1984 - ACTION - ETA NEXT PRIORITY 4:14PM PLS ROLL 3A FOR GRY DODG NEON 4:07PM 1039 EL DORADO - ENRT W/ FLTBD 3:59PM PLZ ROLL FLT BED FOR BLK DUCATI MC 3:51PM NEG BLOCKED / TRFC...
  2. islemann

    Ow...fsking deer.

    Incident: 2203 Type: Location: info as of: 7/19/2008 9:34:51 PM ADDITIONAL DETAILS 9:26PM S6 COPIES LN 14 9:26PM 1039 CALISTOGA PD // THEY LL SEND SOME ONE 9:25PM 21-S6 REQ CALISTOGA PD TO ROLL THAT WAY / SINCE WE WILL HAVE AN EXTENDED ETA 9:22PM RIDER IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD // IS...
  3. islemann

    This doesn't look good...

    Oakland 2251 10:59PM Possible Fatality RICHMOND PKWY AT PARR BLVD (read from the bottom up) ADDITIONAL DETAILS 12:12AM CHAPLAIN 1097 12:11AM CORONER 1097 11:48PM 1039 CIVIC CENTER -- THEY COPY THEY WILL BE TAKING 2 M/C S 11:47PM 1039 KEN BETTS FOR EVIDENCE 11:44PM PER 96-S6 CORONER NOW ENRT...
  4. islemann

    1998 Ford E350 Super Duty Club Wagon

    This E350 SD Club Wagon is rumbling down the road with mighty v10 power. That means, no matter how loaded you are...uh...how much stuff you're carrying - it'll get a solid 14mpg. Toss a trailer on the back and it'll get - 14mpg. Strip the darn thing to a rolling chassis and it'll get 14. It's...
  5. islemann

    Colin Edwards amazing save

    Drag knee...check. Drag elbow...check Fall off and climb back on...check These guys are at a whole different level from the rest of motorcycle humanity. Wow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1UlEQtdUGc
  6. islemann

    Didn't someone have an MV Agusta stolen?

    Saw this on Craigslist - I dunno but it seemed kinda strange. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/618965445.html Just sayin'
  7. islemann

    Moike makes teh big thyme

    Posted without a second thought - http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/mcn/2008/February-1-3/25-29/feb2908firstcrasheddesmorr/ Hey, doesn't someone deserve a at least a photo credit from MCN? :rofl
  8. islemann

    A ride story (LONG!)

    I thought I'd channel Mehran. The following is a little something I wrote over the last couple of days. It's a work in progress and I thought I'd toss it in the sink to see if it sloshed out or not. The people are composites, hell the trip itself is a composite. Time and calendar dates are...
  9. islemann

    Rider Down - Hope it's not a BARFer

    Looks like they cancelled the bambulance Incident: 1610 Type: Location: info as of: 2/12/2008 7:35:49 PM ADDITIONAL DETAILS 6:55PM LANE OPEN 6:51PM FIRE HAS #1 LN BLOCKED 6:50PM #1LN BLOCKED 6:48PM 1039 1141 1022 6:47PM SB JSO STX CD 6:39PM 1039 24-S10 , S3 CPES 6:39PM 1039 1141 6:39PM RIDER...
  10. islemann

    I should be able to resist...but I can't.

    Incident: 2206 Type: Location: info as of: 2/4/2008 12:07:26 AM ADDITIONAL DETAILS 11:07PM 1039 H62 ADVSD THEY FLIR THE AREA BEFORE THE CLEARED, WAS ALL CLEAR UNLESS THEY GOT LOOSE AFTER THEY WENT 98 // LASO AIR UNABLE TO ASST 10:57PM REQ G ANY AVAIL AIRSHIP // TO CHECK NORTH SIDE OF FWY //...
  11. islemann

    Over reaction?

    Does it really take 4 units to respond to this horrific situation? :rofl:rofl:rofl 3:34PM RE: L-11, MORE BELLY DANCERS, STOPPING TRAFFIC/RUNNING IN THE CD 3:31PM ALMOST WAS HIT ON WB LNS 3:29PM PER ANOTHER RP, NB 880 TO SB 238 CON - CD 3:11PM PER ANOTHER CALLER XRAY RAN INTO THE #3, #4 AND #5...
  12. islemann

    Now THIS is what I love about the Bay Area

    3:34PM RE: L-11, MORE BELLY DANCERS, STOPPING TRAFFIC/RUNNING IN THE CD 3:31PM ALMOST WAS HIT ON WB LNS 3:29PM PER ANOTHER RP, NB 880 TO SB 238 CON - CD 3:11PM PER ANOTHER CALLER XRAY RAN INTO THE #3, #4 AND #5 LNS IFO VEHS // BACK ON RHS 3:09PM XRAY IS POLE DANCING ON ONE OF SIGNS 3:08PM LADY...
  13. islemann

    Crap!

    What a crappy time of year to read this: Incident: 0203 Type: Location: info as of: 12/23/2007 2:11:38 AM ADDITIONAL DETAILS 2:02AM 1039 LN 42 TO SFPD 1:59AM NEG RESP TO WHETHER UNITS WERE MISSING ANYONE FROM THE TC 1:59AM PER 32-S9 REQ THE NAME OF THE PTY IAT LN 33 - POSS FAMILY MEMBER OF...
  14. islemann

    Here's a strange one...

    Hope the rider is ok - Incident: 1464 Type: Traffic Collision - Ambulance Responding Location: PANORAMIC HWY AT SHORELINE HWY Zoom Map: 605 4D info as of: 9/30/2007 11:45:51 PM ADDITIONAL DETAILS 8:43PM CORTE MADERA TOW 1097 8:25PM PER 120M MARIN FIRE GIVEN EXACT 1020 OF ORG HEAT SEARCH -- FOR...
  15. islemann

    Someone wasn't being careful...

    Incident: 0743 Type: Location: info as of: 9/23/2007 11:13:40 AM ADDITIONAL DETAILS 11:01AM REQ ETA 10:59AM PER MONT CHP//1141 1097//STATE PARKS 1184 10:47AM ^SB SR35 10:46AM RP CONFIRMED SB 35 JNO SR 9, JSO SARATOGA GAP OPEN SPACE 10:42AM 1039 1141 10:41AM DBL OR BLK PK TK STOPPED TO BLOCK...
  16. islemann

    A bike sale story

    I sold my Honda VFR700F today (classified ad here on BARF if you want to see pics). What made the story interesting was - the young lad who purchased it is a new rider. How's that interesting? Well, he handed me a wad of money, rode approximately 75ft up the street and threw the motorcycle...
  17. islemann

    1986 Honda VFR700F Red+White+Blue $2695

    I thought this'd be a good place to find a new home for my sweet little Viffer. I bought this bike in March, discovered to my horror that I can't ride it safely due to an elbow injury. 24,125 miles New Sport Demon tires New EBC HH brake pads New RaceTech springs and Gold Valve Cartridge...
  18. islemann

    Oy! 2 mc down, 1 over the edge

    Incident: 0117 Type: Traffic Collision - Ambulance Responding Location: SR33 MM 43 info as of: 7/4/2007 11:21:42 AM ADDITIONAL DETAILS 11:07AM 1039 INTERSTATE 11:07AM 1185 BRING RECOVERY TRK AND COUPLE HUNDRED FEET OF CABLE 11:04AM INTERSTATE TOW ETA 1 HR 11:01AM MOUNTAIN TOW NOT AVAIL 10:58AM...
  19. islemann

    mc vs deer

    Damned forest rats: Incident: 0588 Type: Traffic Collision - Minor Injuries Location: DRY CREEK RD AT ORCHARD AV Zoom Map: 428 7J info as of: 7/4/2007 10:46:13 AM ADDITIONAL DETAILS 10:20AM NAPA HAS 1141 ENRT 10:20AM CONC AND BREATH 10:20AM MC DOWN VS DEER RESPONDING OFFICERS STATUS 10:22AM...
  20. islemann

    Erratic riding? See for yourself.

    http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_053107WABerraticbikerarrestTP.1ac9c28.html This happened to a friend of mine. He's known as "The Assassin Commuter" to his friends. Do you think he's riding 'erratically'?
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