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what a complete waste of time.... just my opinion. Jesus AUSTIN, Texas — Just a few miles from George W. Bush’s former office at the state Capitol, a panel of religious experts weighed a question with relevance to many people of faith: How would Jesus vote? It’s a complex topic that...

2 ejected into bay -- boy lost 3-year-old rescued in bridge accident Two young boys riding in a minivan on the San Mateo-Hayward Bridge were ejected from the vehicle and hurled off the bridge into San Francisco Bay on Tuesday in a bizarre crash that left one boy missing and presumed dead. A...

I'm bored..... So, what is your sign? Signs Dragon.... :cool The Dragon is one of the most powerful signs in the Chinese Zodiac. Lucky as well. Dragons are giving, intelligent, tenacious and know exactly what they want and are determined to get it. Further, they can easily influence...

just funny.... At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay,"...

this is just horrible...... :( :( What a sick/sad world we have. BESLAN, Russia (CNN) -- Chilling accounts have been given from the scene of the horrific ordeal of hundreds held captive at the Beslan school in southern Russia -- and its deadly aftermath. '100 dead bodies' "The gymnasium...

maybe a repost... but still funny Updated Handbook Effective Immediately DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not...

Eve chats with God. "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm...

A skinny little 98 lb white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American standing next to him. The guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner...