Recent content by slim313

I took a ride this morning with a friend from work. Me on the drz, him on an older fzr600. First time in the twisties for me with the drz, so we took it pretty easy. We get to our destination and during breakfast it starts sprinkling rain on us, so on the way back we were definitely going slow...

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

http://www.ls1gto.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60628 ROFL

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she...

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8236595474 Be sure to read the description. :laughing

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has...

Someone told me after you take the MSF course you can possibly take up to 4 points off your license. Anybody ever heard of this or is he just bullshitting me?

stupid squid or ass-hat troopers? http://www.thejournalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050801/NEWS02/508010313/1017 A $100 million federal lawsuit accusing three New York state troopers of improperly using deadly force to stop a group of motorcyclists alleged to have been speeding has...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3.) the real reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name 4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of...

http://www.electrofly.com/clips/electrofly_glam_dennis.wmv ok, i wish.

http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=3269 :toothless

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/54546836.html :laughing

http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html