laidees-that-puke-laidees;
After a year out of country and knot being able to
ride... I cannot express the fucking grin I had on my face when I mounted
yama-san and blazed up 9. I'm so serious I'm not even going to fuck with
the English language. Twisting the...
Laideez;
Four years I rode me G00f3... I loved this fook'n boike and it
loved me... Tweaking out the back end 'cause I gassed it too hard...
it would recover and give me a handlebar shake of dismay... Rode it to
Seattle...it was as bored as I was... rode it to Milwaukee..it was as...
laideez
Dew 2 a horrible masturbating accident... I broke me humerus (Shoulder..) and find myself unable to ride me bike. Oh I tried...but that didnt go too well...as in I couldn't turn the bars from "unlock" without donning a skewl-goil outfit and screaming. Worst pain I have...
Laideez
Minding my own biz... Apparently my right glove fell
out me hellmeat.. I wouldn't mind but I don't wanna drop $160 to just
get me roight glove....(GP+) So now I'm riding like a sorta squid...
just basically sucks...because when I get home I can't masturbate
until...
laideez
I parked me boike as usual in downtown Mountain View..
{slipped it in behind some fook'n cage}... came out and found me boike on
it's side...with my rear light gone...and the glass in my left hand mirror gone.
The stem was there just no glass... No...
laideez
I love the rainy season because
I'm one of the few on the road.
Even squids wear gear.
It cleans the roads
You beeoiches are @home or in cages
Hi-way 9 really is mine
It seals me...
laideez;
a term I use loosely
Actually got fook'n honked at by a cage today.
I can't remember the last time I did...okay 15 years ago when
I cut off that skewl bus full of orphans... but see earlier threads
on that...
Been a long time since I've heard...
Laideez
Today we seperated the chaff from the wheat.
Today I got to ride down 9... mind my own business no DY crossers,
no "Rossi'sez sez" riding my arse... The roads were
being cleaned...and I got all the way to 85/101 before I had
someone to wave to. Roads are...
Common question.... mo' mo' traffic lights no workie
laideez
Perhaps it's late at night and my opium has just kicked in...
'ow ever this makes sense and is one that I think
you should at least try... why?! 'Cause I'm sick of running reds
after waiting for two cycles of...
laideez
Need respect...
Yes we all hate them.. ride with them.. but they drive
with us. Showing just some common courtesy to them..
When they pull over... (acknowledge it)
When they cut you off.. (shrug your shoulders)
When they pull out in front...stop ( shrug)
When...
Goils-laideez
With all the talk aboot lane splitting... commuting... getting from the E-bay to the W-bay...
Here is what I'm proposing... (mostly 'cause I'm a selfish arse)
A ride with no twisties...just lane splittin'
(as in the real life of a motorcyclist)...