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Dropping the price to $350.00 =================================================== I bought this Reebok Treadmill a little over a year ago for $799.00 I don't think I have put more than 10 miles on it since. Yeah I know. Now I need to make room for the baby. Anyone interested? The treadmill...

Excerpts from a DC Airline Ticket Agent: A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle Seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an Airplane!)...

Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Charlie replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you...

Who says the Brits aren't funny?

You want me to do what?? (The look on this dog's face is priceless) Even Man's best friend has his limits. :rofl

Wrong on so many levels

The Love on Wall Street

Repeat after me: "I WILL NEVER, NEVER, NEVER complain about my job…EVER AGAIN!!!"

I got two tickets to the Giants game tomorrow that I am not able to make it. :( Good lower box seats with a parking tag. (Sec: LB104) They were $33 a piece, it's yours for $45. Let me know if you are interested.

I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas...... --------- The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next...

A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't...

An easy way to retrofit your vehicle without a jumper harness… This new power window system do not require any DDM or CAN communications. CLICK HERE :thumbup

Like new! Queen size walk around master berth, two bunks, table converts to berth. Head with shower/bath and skylight, outside utility shower, central air/heat. 14 ft. awning, large refrigerator/freezer, three-burner stove, microwave, double sink, am/fm/cd player, tv, two propane tanks. In...

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