Think about it.

[Halloweeencat]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

[Halloweeencat]

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

 

[Paulo666]

What's red and smells like blue paint????







Red paint.

 

[BWells]

:laughing

 

[OldBlade]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?













Dung

 

[channelcat]

whats green, and sits out in the rain?

Patty O'Furniture..

 

[Abacinator]

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?





One's a sick duck and I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore!