Stress Reducer

jjw408

jjw408

Active member
In case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.




  1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
  2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
  3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
  4. No one knows your secret place.
  5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
  6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
  7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of the Congressman
    you are holding underwater.

See it worked. You're smiling. You feel better already.
 
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packnrat

Well-known member
wish i really could do this, but i might get in trouble with the epa for polluting a river with all the congress men and women.


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CABilly

CABilly

Splitter
If everyone did this, we'd have a scene exactly like the one that played out in China earlier with all the pig carcasses clogging up the river.
 
Diezel

Diezel

كافر extraordinaire
CABilly said:
If everyone did this, we'd have a scene exactly like the one that played out in China earlier with all the pig carcasses clogging up the river.
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But the difference is, not 1 person will give a shit.
 
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