getting old...

[EastBayDave]

'OLD' IS WHEN....

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'


'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.


'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.


'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police


'OLD' IS WHEN...


'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.


'OLD'IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.



AND

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure these are jokes?

 

[bikeama]

You may be old when:

When you are young and fall everybody laughs... If you are a geezer and falls everybody freaks out :wtf So fall and you will know :x

When you can get a lifetime supply of about anything cheaply.

When you are going to bed at the time you used to go out.

When you're no longer hungry after taking all your prescription meds.

When you look at 2 of the cars you own,and between them they are 100 years old.

When you must scroll down for more than 5 seconds before your year of birth appears on a pulldown menu box

When your then 17yo daughter asks you if you knew Paul McCartney was in band before Wings!

You know you're old when..............................darn, just forgot what I was going to type.

When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while your down there.

When you think your check is wrong and find you were given the senior discount.

When you realize how many companies sell medicare insurance. Because they all have you on their mailing list.


When one of your requirements for a new motorcycle is you can pick it up by yourself.

 

[afm199]

Some good ones here!!!


You know you're old when:

You start going to restaurants where you can read the menu because the lighting is better.

When your shoes don't have pointy toes and are no longer made of leather.

When you wake up in the morning, get out of bed, and gain five inches of height in the first five steps.

When your pill intake is 1/3 of your age.

When you don't even think about buying a sports car.

When you own a shirt that is twenty years old and it's your favorite shirt.

When kids ask you whether you were in the service, and you tell them you fought in WWII and THEY BELIEVE YOU.

When pretty young girls are nice to you and smile and you no longer believe that it's because you're such a stud.

When middle aged men call you:" Sir".

When you remember JFK getting shot and you were no longer living at home then.

 

[rodr]

Great, now I feel old.

:laughing