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Dropping the price to $350.00 =================================================== I bought this Reebok Treadmill a little over a year ago for $799.00 I don't think I have put more than 10 miles on it since. Yeah I know. Now I need to make room for the baby. Anyone interested? The treadmill...

Excerpts from a DC Airline Ticket Agent: A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle Seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an Airplane!)...

Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Charlie replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you...

Who says the Brits aren't funny?

You want me to do what?? (The look on this dog's face is priceless) Even Man's best friend has his limits. :rofl

Wrong on so many levels

The Love on Wall Street

Repeat after me: "I WILL NEVER, NEVER, NEVER complain about my job…EVER AGAIN!!!"

I got two tickets to the Giants game tomorrow that I am not able to make it. :( Good lower box seats with a parking tag. (Sec: LB104) They were $33 a piece, it's yours for $45. Let me know if you are interested.

I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas...... --------- The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next...

A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't...

An easy way to retrofit your vehicle without a jumper harness… This new power window system do not require any DDM or CAN communications. CLICK HERE :thumbup

Like new! Queen size walk around master berth, two bunks, table converts to berth. Head with shower/bath and skylight, outside utility shower, central air/heat. 14 ft. awning, large refrigerator/freezer, three-burner stove, microwave, double sink, am/fm/cd player, tv, two propane tanks. In...

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Take a look at these photos.... Also in case you're wondering where this hotel is, it isn't a hotel at all. It is a HOUSE! It's owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and ruler of Abu-Dhabi. The Audi A8 in SILVER...

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: November 23, 2007 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar...

**SOLD** Excellent condition. Very rarely used. (Still using the original ink cartridges that came with the printer) However, you will need to replace the ink cartridges. (low) I found this printer too bulky for my office space. I have since purchased another HP printer that better fit my fit...

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde...

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University of Montana in Missoula. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really...