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  1. maximillian

    SOLD - FS: 2003 Honda CBR600rr

    Beautiful bike, always well kept and I have the records to prove it. GPR Stering Damper-- Steel Braided brake lines front and rear-- SATO Frame sliders-- SATO rear sets-- Honda Fender eleminator kit-- Corbon seat-- Pazzo shorty blk levers-- D&D blk cermic/blk satin dual exaust--...
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    Troubled User...

    Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other...
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    tailgater

    an honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. he did the right thing... stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. the tailgating...
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    Chinese Virgin

    A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you...
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    Cigarettes And Tampons

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a...
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    Tough Decision

    You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same...
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    Management Lessons

    LESSONS TO PONDER...... Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and...
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    03' honda cbr 600rr steering stem nut

    does any one know what the torque specs for an 03' cbr 600rr steering stem nut? i tried to go out and buy the service manual for my bike but one shop i went to said they were not out yet for my bike. then i looked online and every where i looked said they were backed ordered. i just bought a...
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    bike won't start.

    okay folks i got a ? for ya. i just put a new d&d exuast on my 03 600rr. for some reason it will not crank over. when i 1st put it on about a month ago it ran fine, but now that it has been sittin' for about a month and i tried to crank it over it will not start. at 1st i thought it was just the...
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    a good reason why you shouldn't break up and still try to get some...

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,148207,00.html and she was asian too...
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    why we love kids

    1. a kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "how do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "because i pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "you did what?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "you know," explained the...
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    tailgater

    an honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. he did the right thing... stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. the tailgating...
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    push starting a bike

    i had a question about push starting a bike. my battery died on me today at the bank and i was tring to push start it but it didn't work at all for me. i had to wait untill a friend came out and helped me. i'm not sure what i was doing wrong or if i just couldn't push it fast enough on my...
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    hey everyone whats sup

    hey everyone i'm new to this forum. i have a new 2003 honda cbr600rr and i've only riding for about 3 or 4 months now. i enjoy it very much. and even though everyone that i know said i shouldn't have bought a new bike because i'm just going to lay it down, i did it anyways. for the most part i...
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