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I will admit that I fucking hate Christmas music. Most of it is obnoxious and doesn't make any sense and is designed to generically cheer people up while they shop so they spend more money. That said, you can't escape some of them growing on you, like that seasonal shingles outbreak that you...

Yup, a hero's welcome for America's finest. If you make the ultimate sacrifice, you can at least look forward to having your remains "respectfully" dumped in a landfill. :mad

Can anyone verify these? They're so cool! http://www.cracked.com/article_18896_10-mind-blowing-easter-eggs-hidden-in-famous-albums.html

I was in the #4 lane when I saw you and your bike in the median. With traffic I couldn't get over in time to stop safely with such a narrow shoulder (it may have even made things worse), but I did call 911 and they said they'd get someone out to you ASAP. I hope you're ok. m4mlol

The only downside is that you can't really mix with the other great social lubricant, unless you have a hookup with a Chinese o̶r̶g̶a̶n̶ ̶f̶a̶r̶m̶ prison.

While on my way to work on my green Ninjette I was sharing up to the front at the red light (Saratoga and Moorpark) when it turned green. A few cars ahead I spotted a nice opening to swoop into the lane and go with traffic. I could see through the van's glass that there was a pair two-up on a...

Yes, I am one of those fools who lost his only key. After searching and PMing around and coming up dry, I will now appeal to the great BARF for advice. I have the key code - I just need a locksmith who can make the key. Over the last day or two I have learned that the phrase, "24-hour...

Does anyone else think this sounds like a bitchin thing? If I didn't have to work I'd be all over that shit.

I've been seeing late-90's Boxsters selling for less than $10k and the thought of one seems pretty cool. I just thought I'd ask if anyone here has any experience with them. Do they shit out after 100k miles or something? Or are they just really cheap and full of gremlins? I'm looking for a...

So, my bike has been in the shop for over a month. One week of that was the proprietor kindly allowing me a few days to mull things over. From there, it's been a waiting game of suppliers dicking him (and me, by extension) around. It's not like I've got a rare/specialty bike... My bike needs a...

The new wonder drug out of Russia apparently gets you <falsetto>hiiiiiiiiigggghh</falsetto> as shit and costs about 1/25 as much as real heroin. Video footage NSFW :green http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM6v-43-1PU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REP6NCDfAtg

So I'm going to trade my Ninjette for a SV650 from my sister. The thing is, her bike has been sitting for the last maybe 5 years. I figure I'd want to replace the gas, change the oil and I imagine it would need a new chain? Does brake/fork oil go bad? My dad says he'd started it a few times...

So I have all this gear that I've bought from great BARFers at great prices. Sadly, most of it doesn't fit right and I've just sat on it. So now I will finally deal with the hassle of trying to sell it. I tried to look back and find the original prices I paid for these things, but most of those...

So, my poor bike took a major shit. Bottom end, probably a spun bearing or something along those lines. Anyway, the engine is toast. Everything else about the bike is pretty great, still. It's got a new-ish chain, fresh tires, head- and -brake light modulators, good brakes, and looks about...

So I'm pretty sure I blew up my engine on 580 just now. I'm I. The tiw truck headed back home and I don't know where to take it. Can someone please reccommend to me a shop in the Campbell area? Basically I was cruising at an indicated 73 (about 68 irl) in the HOV lane when WHEEEEEEE the engine...

Looks like the clap will no longer just be a temporary visitor :Party

What does this stuff mean? I was riding around and saw someone on the side of the road. It was right at some turns with nowhere safe to stop so I went on a bit and found a turnout with a SUV parked there. I got off and asked him if he could help me check out someone on the side of the road. He...

So I'm in the market for a new cage. Where's a good shop/guy I could take a prospective new-to-me car to for an inspection? Anywhere that gives BARF discounts?:laughing

Please cite some evidence to back up your claims, Mr. Smith. It also sounds like you're rabidly defending a giant government machine and trouncing states' rights, you pandering, lying, hypocritical piece of shit. Anyways, it's good news. I don't really like ol Barney, and Ron's about 90% of the...

Got this forwarded from my uncle who works for the DMV: And the legislation can be found here: http://totalcapitol.com/?bill_id=200920100AB2499 Oh, and I searched, so, sorry if it's a dupe