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  1. Beauregard

    WTB Mountain Bike WANTED

    I'm looking for a good mountain bike- but not something so cutting edge that it's expensive. Ideally it would be a 29er with full suspension and 4"+ travel with full remote lockouts. But that's the ideal and I don't know if it's possible with what I want to spend, so let me know what you've got...
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    Do kids still trick-or-treat?

    Yeah so we got like six rounds of three to five kids for a grand total of maybe forty total trick-or-treaters last night. WTF? When I was a kid the sidewalks were so you couldn't swing a candy stuffed pillowcase without hitting a hobo, ghost, or cowboy. How about you?
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    Guy knocks over a bike and....

    Hypothetical scenario: Dude knocks over a civilian's motorcycle and tries to leave the scene. Assuming he is on foot is the civilian allowed to subdue the perpetrator until law enforcement arrives and if so to what degree?
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    What did you pay for your daily driver?

    Yesterday I traded in my old daily driver for a new one and spent more on a vehicle for everyday use than I ever have, and it got me wondering. So how much did you spend on your daily driver? Did you go all-out or bare-bones? Edit: Thanks Heather.
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    Gary Fisher Sugar 3 in new condition...

    sold on eBay
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    New Stihl MS271 Chainsaw...

    Yeah motherfuckers, you remember Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? You know what happened to that movie franchise? Down the fucking tubes, that's what. Know why? Because bitch ass boogieman was a cheap ass and got a Homelite. Fuckin saw worked for like a half hour then crapped out...
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    2000 Honda XR650R From Hell... with a CA plate.

    You ever see that movie staring Tom Cruise where he's supposed to save some unicorn or some shit? Yeah pretty faggoty, and I don't mean that in a cool gay-pirate way. But that movie did have one thing worth paying real close attention to: its depiction of the devil. Yeah. That shit was bomb...
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    Rock and Roll straight from the mouth of Jesus.

    Eddir Vedder, Dave Grohl, Jack White. Without these three guys contemporary Rock is pretty much dead; or at least really fucking boring. Don't think I'm right? Fine. But you'll burn in Hell because Jesus told me I'm right on this one. I'm in my garage working on a bike cranking "I'll Stick...
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    Vintage Haro two piece suit

    1979, if you weren't there you didn't really miss anything. Yeah. Anything like Candy-O, It's Alive, Breakfast in America, Exposure, New Values, or London Calling. Yeah, so really you missed it all. Pretty much anything important in Rock & Roll. In fact, there's a good argument for saying Rock...
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    Countershaft sprocket seal...

    2000 Honda XR650R with what I believe to be a bum countershaft sprocket seal... so how hard is it to replace?
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    *SOLD* YO MAMA.... 1995 Volvo T5..

    My mama. Yep. Say it. I know you wanna. Beau, yo mama so white she drive a Volvo wagon. For real. Well, it's not exactly true anymore, she drive a convertible coup now, but it's a Volvo too. But yeah, this was my mom's car. Beau's mom. No shit for reals. And I guarantee there are no beer or jism...
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    1906 Steinway Grand Piano... once in a lifetime deal.

    You're probably not ever going to see a Steinway piano at this price again, particularly a full 6'-2" grand with papers. And sure there's a catch, it's in pretty bad need of a refinishing; the finish is sun faded and has some checking. The really good news is that all the parts are there...
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    2004 Kawasaki ZX6R Streetfigher

    You ever met my youngest brother Collin? Motherfucker is the most pussiest gettin dude there is. You getting all the no-pussy? Yeah well I can tell you why, it's because he's getting all the pussy. All. Of. It. And his secret? Yeah, it's got zero to do with his devilish smile and twelve-pack...
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    Want to move to San Luis Obispo?

    The Downtown Association here in San Luis Obispo is looking for a new Executive Director. Minimum requirements: 10 years management experience 5 years of those in public or business management A combination of either and education The ideal candidate would have experience with a public...
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    Are you deaf, or just a sissy-boy?

    That's right. I'm calling you out. Right here, right now. Because I heard you've been playing your ax through a fucking Fender Champ. Yeah. That's what I heard- and for the record I was all like no fucking way, he's no speedo wearing nancy boy. Shit. Motherfucker tell me it's not true. Tell me...
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    My generation...

    This morning skating to my business I ollied a curb, did a quick four-wheel slide, and continued down the sidewalk. Some dude walking his dog, maybe five years my junior, said "you made that look easy!" I smiled n return and thought to my self that of course I did, I've been doing it my whole...
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