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Any of you 929er's have the owners manual? Not the big service manual the little one that came w/ the big. I can't find mine and can't remember how to set the damn clock. Thanks

Attached are pictures of a public toilet in Switzerland that's made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there . . .

Carlos Mares (suspect/turck driver) was charged in court today for Felony hit and run. Bail has been set to 100,000 and he has an INS hold on him i.e.: he is an illegal.

OK it was brought up in a previous thread that PCIII have been known to fail. Well guess what. . .mine did :mad Although I had the sense to unplug it and get back on the road. Now my question is, if anyone knows, why do they fail and do they have a warranty policy for this or am I out a...

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> Yesterday, Michigan State University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. > > Men should take a concerned look at beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains the female hormone Phytoestrogens, and that by...

Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma." Boss: "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?" Employee: "I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

No this is not another thread about the gals of BARF but rather a thread FOR the gals of BARF. My wife is going to be selling most of the clothing she has designed and made over the last few years. Most of these she has worn only once. A few of them where seen on models in Hungary during a...

Anyone have any recomendations?? And I hate the one that is incorporated into MS WORD.

Global challenges require the North Pole to continue to take more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary. -The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree never turned out to be the cash crop...

You have a cow and a bull. The bull is depressed. It has spent its life living a lie. It goes away for two weeks. It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change operation. You now have two cows. One makes milk; the other doesn't. You try to sell the transgender cow. Its lawyer...

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as knowing...

OK, there has been alot of it going on lately. It's one thing to start a game, but to have a conversation w/ yourself in a thread where you have 5 posts in a row is unacceptable. Not to mention grounds for a reservation in a rubber padded room. From here on out, any blatant post whoring...

Have complete car. If interested in any parts PM me.

My plane from SFO to Amsterdam :teeth It's an MD-11.

> This would seem not really all that relevant today until you get to #14. > > Then chills go down the spine. > > > > Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton > > > > I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for > > Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I...

NAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike...

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Now that Sadam's royal sons Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities. Among the brothers: Sooflay ............the restauranteur Guday...............the half-Australian brother Huray...............the sports...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was. So the...