- Birthday
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Oct 7, 1972
(Age: 51)
- Location
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santa cruz
- Motorcycle(s)
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make me horny
BARF: it's like video taping yourself masturbating while looking into a mirror. So you can watch it later, while masturbating
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA"-Goose