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    Should we host a BARF drag queen ball?

    Guys go in drag for the first time. Hilarious. :laughing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fgCfC3bM0U
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    Future BARFers?

    :laughing http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/More-than-30-teens-escape-from-detention-center-5727711.php I don't know why they kept running, apparently the closest neighboring businesses were a frozen pizza plant and a liquor distributor.
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    Happy Birthday Original Sturge

    My brotha from another psycho. Hope today is tits. :Port Love ya, hon.
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    Happy Barfday Kornholio!

    Yer getting old. :Party. :banana. :bday
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    Prego woman moves cross-country, accused of absconding with fetus and loses custody

    Turned into a huge custody battle. WTF? http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/24/us/custody-battle-raises-questions-about-the-rights-of-women.html?pagewanted=all&smid=fb-nytimes&_r=1&
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    You move in and discover a secret dungeon. WWYD?

    I know what most of you sick bastids would do. ;) All my gothy candelabras and stuff would finally have a home. I'm thinking it'd end up looking like something between a victorian bordello and a torture chamber. :teeth http://imgur.com/a/vRp3R
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    Happy Birthday Original Sturge!

    Can't wait to celebrate with you hon. Sorry for the unplanned adventure.
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    Happy Barfday Ant!

    :Party
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    Turning back/stopping the clock...would you?

    Circa 1986, my high school biology teacher (RIP Ms. Pohnka) made us read some sci-fi story about science advancing to the point that people could reverse aging (and change your looks by genetic alterations) or stop aging at a certain point and live forever. Most people in the story looked like...
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    Happy Birthday Kornholio!

    Damn whippersnapper. :love
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    You're too hot to work here...so I'm gonna fire you

    I am not sure I can keep myself from sexually harassing you, and the court agrees that's grounds for termination... Seems like this is a tunnel-sized loophole for sexual harassment situations. What say you, BARF? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/21/bosses-irresistible-workers_n_2348381.html
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    For you nerd types, CERN is about to have a livechat on Youtube

    :nerd In our last hangout we tackled the unanswered questions about the Higgs boson with ATLAS physicist Steven Goldfarb, CERN theorist Nazila Mahmoudi, Freya Blekman from the CMS experiment, Hans Peter Beck from the ATLAS experiment and Kenneth Read from the ALICE experiment, joined by...
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    Weird food reactions

    My sister and I were just talking about this. We share a couple of weird food reactions. Vinegar in anything (pickles, salad dressing, sauces) causes us to break out in a cold sweat, with chill bumps even. We both love it, though, and can eat pickles obsessively. Nutri-sweet makes our mouths...
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    Dental Implant - any insight?

    The dentist I had when I was a kid was a total hack. He was old back then, and as soon as a new tooth would come in, he'd drill the hell out of it and fill it. He used nitrous but believed that if you had nitrous, no novacaine or other pain control was necessary. If you told him it hurt, he'd...
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    Is that a banana in your pocket or...?

    :laughing Man with the world's largest penis was stopped by TSA agents at SFO. http://blog.seattlepi.com/hottopics/2012/07/20/man-with-%E2%80%98world%E2%80%99s-biggest-penis%E2%80%99-stopped-at-sfo-security/
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